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Old Dec 08, 02
El No
  
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American Joke
Hehe! I just got this in an email. Funny shit!




In a train car there were a Canadian, an American, a
spectacular
looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.
After several
minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass through a dark
tunnel and
the Unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave
the
tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek.


1) The blonde thought - "That American son of a bitch wanted to
touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."

2) The fat lady thought - "This dirty old American laid his
hands on the blonde and she smacked him."

3) The American thought - "That fucking Canadian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."

4) The Canadian thought - "I hope there is another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid American again."
............ I am Canadian.............
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Old Dec 08, 02
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hahaha nice
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Old Dec 08, 02
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hahaha!! nice one :P
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Old Dec 08, 02
El No
  
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hehee. 5 minutes later and still laughing!
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Old Dec 08, 02
JVL Fantasies
  
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lol its so true though
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Old Dec 09, 02
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definatly a good one!!!
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Old Dec 13, 02
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haha thats wonderful, i think i'll read it again!
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Old Dec 14, 02
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fun knee
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Old Dec 18, 02
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hey mother fucker, i resemble that remark...
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Old Dec 18, 02
-->Tightcore Trucker<--
  
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^poor james...

But good one daveo!!!
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Old Dec 18, 02
STOLE YOUR BIKE
  
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Quote:
Originally posted by jmzD:
hey mother fucker, i resemble that remark...
hahhahaa.... i REALLY hope you meant to use the word "resemble" and not "resent"

john
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Old Dec 19, 02
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nice, nice!

Dave, I could totally picture that lil smile of urs when i read that.....Jovi, you know the one!
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Old Dec 19, 02
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AHAHHAHAHAHHA holy shit that's funny
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Old Dec 20, 02
dumb it down, would ya?
  
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he went for the guy, when the chick was right there? now there's a dumbass.
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Old Dec 20, 02
so this is life
  
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so true
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Old Dec 20, 02
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meh...
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Old Dec 22, 02
El No
  
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Quote:
Originally posted by jmzD
hey mother fucker, i resemble that remark...
Whatever dude. I meant no offence by the joke. If it bugs you that bad, just replace "American" with "jzoint" and you should feel better.

:keebler:
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Old Dec 22, 02
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hahaha...good one~
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Old Jan 04, 03
so this is life
  
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thats sweet
true true
hahahahahaha
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Old Jan 04, 03
JELLY BULB!
  
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muah hahaha!
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Old Jan 06, 03
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Quote:
Originally posted by jzoint
Whatever dude. I meant no offence by the joke. If it bugs you that bad, just replace "American" with "jzoint" and you should feel better.

:keebler:
i was joking... http://www.form-kaos.com/board/showt...threadid=21407

see?
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Old Jan 06, 03
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Quote:
Originally posted by stringbeans
hahhahaa.... i REALLY hope you meant to use the word "resemble" and not "resent"

john
2899131
i did
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Old Jan 06, 03
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LOL!!

i like funny canadian jokes!!

i also like blonde jokes...
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Old Jan 16, 03
El No
  
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Quote:
Originally posted by jmzD
i was joking... http://www.form-kaos.com/board/showt...threadid=21407

see?
Oh!

I get it. Sorry dude. I guess I could have checked that post before I replied :284:


That one's pretty sweet too!
Last edited by Mr.Dave; Jan 16, 03 at 10:08 PM.
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Old Jan 16, 03
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LoL
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