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The difference between Potentially and Reality
A young boy went up to his father and asked " What is the difference between potentially and reality?"
His fater replied " Tell ya what, go ask your mother if she'd sleep with Harrison Ford for a million dollars, then ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then go ask your brother if he'd sleep with tom Cruise for a million bucks" "ok" replied the little boy and off he went.. "Mommy, would you sleep with Harrison Ford for a million dollars?" the boy asked. "Well he is cute and a million dollars is a lot of money so yeah i would.." The the boy runs up to his sister, " Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The sister replies "He;s so hot and a million dolars is a lot of money so, yeah i guess i would." Then the boy runs to his brother " Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million bucks?" The brother replied "Well, for a million bucks, why not?" So the little boy thinks about it and then he runs outside to see his father. " Daddy, i think i figured it out." "Well what is it son?" The boy replied " Well potentially we're sitting on 3 million dollars, in reality im living with two sluts and a fag!!" |