how to get your night watchman fired? brainstorming 101

**sNyx** · #1 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 07

okay long story short, we have 2 night watchmen, 1 cool and 1 creepy. creepy dude needs to go. he sits at the front at a podium and reads/watches the garage door cam on the tv. ok? go..

FireWire · #2 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 07

Does he not do his job properly? I thought being a watchman involved looking at security screens and then calling the cops in case there's trouble, no?

NinjaBoy · #3 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 07

No, they are supposed to give you high fives when you bring a hot girl home.

.Promoter · #4 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 07

umm.. fire yourself for trying to get someone fired for doing their job?

rawb · #5 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 07

LEAVE A TO DO LIST AT HIS DESK AS SOON AS HE CHANGES SHIFT

"PLACES TO MASTURBATE:
-SECURITY OFFICE
-ROOM 1738, THE MEXICAN GUY LEAVES AT 7AM
-PODIUM (QUICKLY)
-BOSS' COFFEE
-BOSS' COFFEE
-BOSS' COFFEE
-BOSS' COFFEE
-THE CEILING ABOVE BOSS' DESK WHILE OFF SHIFT
-OUT IN THE OPEN, PRETENDING PEOPLE CANT SEE ME, LIKE A GHOST

THINGS TO REMEMBER:
-QUANTITY OVER QUALITY
-STEP ON CEILING STRUTS, NOT PANELS"

CROSS A BUNCH OUT TO SHOW HE'S BEEN BUSY

bebu*funfun · #6 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 07

myles... they're really good at gaurding your pool. ive scoped it out a few times to hop the fence but they're like hawks!

**sNyx** · #7 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 07

fuck rawb that prof pic is thru the roof

yeah he blocked me on a hot tub once, it hurt

its not that he doesn't do his job correctly, its more I don't like him

donkey mentioned I plant some kiddie p0nr around his work area, but I wouldn't know where to begin picking thru my collections

starbright · #8 (**permalink**) Apr 10, 07

rawb is a true artist.