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Old May 04, 07
Avana
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Goodness

I had the most disturbing conversation today with a co-worker.

She was showing me pictures of her family, including a picture of her dog. It was a cute picture, of him running with his tongue hanging out. I laughed at the tongue cause it was cute.

She tells me that his tongue is great for peanut butter. I was like, oh, do you use a kong? And she proceeded to say no, I put it on me. I was like, oh on your hand? She was like, no, on ME. :|

Yeah, she puts it on her hoo hoo because she says her husband is lazy.

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Old May 04, 07
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LMFAO

There's some lucky dogs in this world...
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Old May 04, 07
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Old May 04, 07
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I don't buy it.
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Old May 04, 07
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Neither did I, try having that conversation in person. :|
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Old May 04, 07
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I don't buy it.
Neither did I, but she went on about it for 10 minutes.

I didn't have the heart to tell her that that is pretty much beastiality. She seemed really into her dog.
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Old May 04, 07
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Imagine if she was blind - then she wouldn't know if it's her husband or her dog.

However, that would only hold true given that her dog isn't blind also.
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Old May 04, 07
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Old May 04, 07
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Old May 04, 07
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Old May 04, 07
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Old May 04, 07
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Man's best friend?

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Old May 04, 07
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Old May 04, 07
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I thought thats why the purse dog became so popular...
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Old May 04, 07
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now the question that needs to be asked...



CHUNKY OR SMOOTH???
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Old May 04, 07
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Ive heard stories, but I have no idea how I would act if a co-worker ever told me that.


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Old May 04, 07
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Ive heard stories, but I have no idea how I would act if a co-worker ever told me that.


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Don't deny the curiosity.
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Old May 04, 07
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Old May 04, 07
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Old May 04, 07
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man, I bet that chick has the most ghastly smelling pussy in all of Vancouver.
It probably smells like peanut oil. Believe me, I've turned around and walked away from worse. Far worse.

Besides. Dogs have insanely clean mouths.
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Old May 04, 07
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Man's best friend?


That mutts tongue is so huge it looks like it has its own coin purse!
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Old May 05, 07
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hmm.....

It really shocks me that someone would admit to that. I hope she was just kidding around.

I used to have a roomate..and she had a puppy. And everytime she took a bath..she took the puppy in the bathroom with her, and she would be in there for hours.

One time after they finally got out of the bathroom, I noticed there was a jar of peanut butter in there..I didnt think much of it.. A couple weeks later I went in after yet another bath and the whole bathroom smelled like peanut butter, and there was a towel on the floor with peanut butter on it.. no jar left in the bathroom though..

Needless to say, im not sure if that was what was going on..but it sure as hell seemed like it!
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Old May 05, 07
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Neither did I, try having that conversation in person. :|
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Old May 05, 07
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christ first there was girls with "sand stuck in there vagina" .... now its peanut butter.... where has the world gone to????
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