Coalition against Mythical Creature Cruelty

Recent incidents have sparked the need to start a group to help stop the cruelty against mythical creatures.

Far too long these animals have been mistreated in fairy tales and folklore alike. Being slain by Knights, Wizards and Ninjas, these creatures deserve fair treatment.

They aren't dangerous, just misunderstood.

Also, I think Shawn should be the first joining member, since his clothing so clearly convey's his feelings on unicorns.

SHAWN, UNICORNS ARE OUR FRIENDS!

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The Alaskan Water Tiger will kill anyone messin' with his mythical creature friends.

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If anyone would like to donate to this very worthy cause, please send a money order or cheque to;

WE LOVE UNICORNS n SHIT
1234 Gingerbread House Lane
Oz, Wizardof
894830

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SAVE THE CENTAUR!
PRESERVE THE PEGASUS!
CHERISH THE CHUPACABRE!

edit: CURSE THE CAPS FILTER!

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by Avana

Also, I think Shawn should be the first joining member, since his clothing so clearly convey's his feelings on unicorns.

SHAWN, UNICORNS ARE OUR FRIENDS!

Eff that.... when I see unicorns I punch 'em double plus good!!!

If I ever met a fairy (the kind with wings assholes) I'd shake the fairy dust right out of it! SHAKEN FAIRY SYNDROME BITCHES

The next time I come across a Sphinx I'm gonna eat the muffuga! Tastes like chicken!

I ALSO SLAY DRAGONS... but only if there's a sexy naked maiden involved. I mean really, that shit's risky yo.

[Liqwid]

those are epic pictures

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by Avana

Also, I think Shawn should be the first joining member, since his clothing so clearly convey's his feelings on unicorns.

SHAWN, UNICORNS ARE OUR FRIENDS!

Avana, I don't know where you're coming from here. Shawn's shirt depicts a battered and bruised unicorn, with the text "Who would punch a unicorn this hard???" It's CLEARLY a jarring condemnation of mythical animal abuse.

Shawn should be praised, not attacked, for bringing the subject of unicorn cruelty to our collective attention.

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

Eff that.... when I see unicorns I punch 'em double plus good!!!

God I wish I'd read this before I posted.

YOU'RE A DULL BOY, SHAWN

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Originally Posted by Grapes

Avana, I don't know where you're coming from here. Shawn's shirt depicts a battered and bruised unicorn, with the text "Who would punch a unicorn this hard???" It's CLEARLY a jarring condemnation of mythical animal abuse.

Shawn should be praised, not attacked, for bringing the subject of unicorn cruelty to our collective attention.

See Dave, I know what Shawn is like and I am willing to bet that if you checked the back of the shirt or the tag on the inside, it would have said "I fucked that bitch up".

[Cdn_Brdr]

^If it doesn't I'm going to consider adding it for sure!

[Grapes]

"Me, that's who."

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Today I kicked a Keebler Elf.

HAH!