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NO NO NO!!! You people don't understand... these people are complete yuppies!!! SERIOUSLY!!! They're trying to seduce her with alkyhol and drugs!!! I won't have it *grabs Jen and rushes upstairs*... NO MY JEN!! No silly yuppie porch monger is gonna brain wash my Jen!!
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i've told this story before...
but my friend Athena was babysitting her next door neighbor's kid...and this kid was really hyper and he was like "ATHENA ATHENA! I WANNA GO PLAY IN THE JUNGLE!" so athena took him outside in the backyard and the kid was like "I SAID THE JUNGLE!" cuz athena thought he meant the backyard when he said jungle...so athena was like "little boy, what the fuck are you talking about?" and he held athena's hand and he dragged her inside towards this little walk-in closet and the boy opened the door and turned on the light and he was like "THE JUNGLE! YAAAAAAY!" athena's mouth dropped open... a grow-up. a JUNGLE. too bad my neighbors don't grow ganja. i'd be their best friends. |
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hehe ohh i wish my neighbours were like that! damn...
my neighbours have a "praise the lord" sign above their door... they yelled at meeh once for saying "OH MY GOD!" hehe oh and plus..my um neighbour.. he ran for the bc unity party thing in my area (greentimbers) and y'know i found out bout him?? WELL!!!! his 2 kids aren't even his..he's got 2 kids from another marriage in which eh pays child support.. while his wife..they aren't actually married jsut living commonlaw while she's collecting welfare (he works fulltime) and in their basement they have some korean ppl living ilelgaly cuz it's nota loud to be a basement sweet....haha damn.. i wish i had cool neighbours... oh! My other neighbours remind meeh of the Flander's.. they're name is pretty similar and they even have a son named Todd..hehehehe and they're very religious liek the Flander's..hehe it's funny... |