BBQ Rules

[kiMMie]

We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking u tensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....

(8 ) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....


LOL!!

[tiedye]

It's just... so... beautiful...

You're going to get dozens of proposals after this, haha.

[dave mcnasty]

you forgot #12

the woman pleasures the man

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by dave mcnasty

you forgot #12

the woman pleasures the man

Relax the jaw and cup the balls.

Originally Posted by tiedye

Relax the jaw and cup the balls.

this makes me miss Max Goat. :(

[kiMMie]

Originally Posted by tiedye

It's just... so... beautiful...

You're going to get dozens of proposals after this, haha.

HAHAHAHAHAH! Thanks :)

[lildonkey]

Best. BBQ post. Ever.

[LEEROY CHANG!!]

12. DOG MEAT FOR LEEROY ONLY FUCK OFF

[project.one]

I should BBQ!

[Veni*C]

soooooooo true!!! hahha...

ps. bbq spectacular soon!!! ;)

[FeelGood]

i bbq'd last night and it was fantastic!

nice post Kimmie

[kiMMie]

Originally Posted by FeelGood

i bbq'd last night and it was fantastic!

nice post Kimmie

Hahahaha. Thanks! I know it's true cuz I've experienced it MORE than once. Mind you, I love the prepping, but I guess there's no such thing as prepping props?? The BBQ rules ALL!

[BongMan]

Nice post



Season opener is tonight at my house, have about 80 bucks worth of steak and chicken marinating in the fridge right now...





PS: beer in hand

[Grapes]

Maybe if the woman wasn't wasting her time on bullshit like salad and vegetables she'd have less to do.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Maybe if the woman wasn't wasting her time on bullshit like salad and vegetables she'd have less to do.

quoted


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truth!

[frogprincess]

the man in my house is not allowed to use the bbq. i don't want any chances of the meat being over cooked!

[-evil-duerr-]

oh i get it, cuz men are so stupid!

i get jokes

[crookedking]

sounds to me like those men are over worked.