dear john

[skaterchic]

A woman finds out her husband is cheating on her while stationed in Saudi Arabia. So she sends him a very special care package. He is very excited to get the package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows.

He invites a couple of buddies over and they're sitting aroung having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of South Park.

Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees giving his best friend head.

After a few seconds, he does his business in her mouth and she turns ans spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says, "by the way, i want a divorce."

Now thats a dear john letter...