hospitals

#1 (**permalink**) Jul 12, 07

pros:

morphine pumps
pretty nurses who give you a sponge bath
you really do get all the pudding and jello you can eat
friends who buy you the prettiest flowers and get you the best cards EVER

cons:

pukers and shitters
the old man down the hall who is confused and refuses to keep his gown on thinks he left his dishes in your room
"teaching hospital" - not everyone needs to see my bits, thanks.

veN · #2 (**permalink**) Jul 12, 07

Love you long time!!! <3

I'm so glad your stay was tolerable. You're a trooper!!!
And how about that patio, hey? I totally thought we were in LA and not infact in Surrey Memorial.

Chewy · #3 (**permalink**) Jul 12, 07

pro:

its free

cubed · #4 (**permalink**) Jul 12, 07

tell that to the people paying $160 a night for a private room.

or to the ones paying $120 for a semi private.

hardstylin · #5 (**permalink**) Jul 12, 07

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Originally Posted by cubed

tell that to the people paying $160 a night for a private room.

or to the ones paying $120 for a semi private.

those people probly requested such a room though, cant seem them just putting people in those rooms then giving them a bill at then end of the stay.

#6 (**permalink**) Jul 12, 07

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Originally Posted by cubed

tell that to the people paying $160 a night for a private room.

or to the ones paying $120 for a semi private.

good thing i didn't pay for that private room - we could have had a party in there...

ebbomega · #7 (**permalink**) Jul 12, 07

Seriously. Then why bother posting?

Expressing sorrow at someone bypassing their health problems is pretty damn cold. I hope someone close to you has surgical complications. Because that's a freaking clown show!

decypher · #8 (**permalink**) Jul 12, 07

con: Catheters!!!!!

*SunShyne* · #9 (**permalink**) Jul 12, 07

^^ lol

ebbomega: strictly for random amusement.

#10 (**permalink**) Jul 12, 07

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Originally Posted by ebbomega

Seriously. Then why bother posting?

Expressing sorrow at someone bypassing their health problems is pretty damn cold. I hope someone close to you has surgical complications. Because that's a freaking clown show!

ironically enough - last time she made a crack about how i should die, she posted the very next day about how her friend had died in a car accident. apparently the friend wasn't close enough for her to learn her lesson.

#11 (**permalink**) Jul 12, 07

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Originally Posted by decypher

con: Catheters!!!!!

i made sure to pee on my own to avoid one of those bastards.