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NEW FEMALE MODELS WANTED
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Date: 2007-10-11, 11:52AM PDT
FASHION DESIGNER LOOKING FOR ATTRACTIVE WOMEN AGED 19-24 TO SERVE AS ENTOURAGE FOR PARTIES, EVENTS AND CHILLIN. PERKS INCLUDE FREE MEALS, CLOTHES, ICE CREAM AND UNLIMITED ACCESS TO NINTENDO WII. COMPENSATION PACKAGE INCLUDES INTERNET FAME, HIGH FIVES AND YOUR CHOICE OF MILTON BRADLEY BOARD GAME ONCE EVERY 3 MONTHS.
SUCCESSFUL APPLICANTS WILL SMELL NICE AND POSSESS AN ANNOYINGLY HIGH LEVEL OF SASS. PREFERENCE GIVEN TO BLONDES AND THOSE WITH GOOD HYGIENE. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY.
- Location: VANCOUVER
- Compensation: INTERNET FAME
- Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
- Please, no phone calls about this job!
- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
Oct 11, 07
