Now, right before we go I think you got the right to know
About She-Ra; on the low she was a Thundercat ho
Oraco tryin’ to cover up and say she got a man
But he lied, it was really one of Jem’s Holograms
After that, God knows she went around the back
And found out Josie sellin’ pussy to cats
Chargin’ 3, 2, 1 for a little contact
Because Hong Kong Phooey had the illest pimp slap
Her sweet Jabber Jaws went to the highest bid
But what made it worse was she Incorperated Kids
So, Marshall Bravestarr came through with Captain Power
And vowed that G-Force would shut ‘em down within the hour
Until Chip ‘N Dale and the Rescue Rangers
Came through to save them hos with a Mouse named Danger
To make things stranger she still gets her ho on
And a ho be a ho, and that's one to grow on.
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