if you could sleep with one person and one person only.......

[impure]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Law of the Interweb #1723: Thou shalt not make Simpsons/Family Guy/Futurama references without being prepared to follow through on them.

WHAT?!?!
but i bought all those magazines!!!






happy dave?

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by impure

happy dave?

MUCH BETTAR

[fritz]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

Why would you give yourself away to have sex with only them for the rest of your life when you haven't even had sex with them?

Even the hottest people can be horrible in bed.

close thread!

hot people can learn
ugly people are drawing dead

close FACE!

[laska]

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by robyn

here's a big headed tv chef i could spend the rest of my life with

That rack is unbelievable.

[laska]

well duh where do you think she got all that milk from?

/third grader

[Skitzo_Style]

Originally Posted by hardstylin

amy reid

good choice.

[Skitzo_Style]

Originally Posted by SEAN!

honestly andrew i never thought you'd be the type of guy to sign yo cock away for life when you don't know wether or not the girl can throat that shit like a circus act.


i think camp life is getting to you.

to be honest sean, neither did i.

i dunno. maybe this is one of those times in my life where i realize that getting a girl that can throat my shlong like a circus act isn't the most important thing. maybe i'm growing up a litttle.

or maybe i just think Noureen DeWulf is sexy as hell. i dunno what it means.

[Skitzo_Style]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

because seriously, i couldn't even give thought to committing myself to sleep with one person for the rest of my life and then discovering they were awful in bed. Then the rest of my life would be a sad, sad life indeed.

And really, just because you look hot when they photoshop the shit out of you for Maxim magazine, it doesn't mean you're good in bed.

sorry, i'm just a buzzkill :P

do you honestly believe that people are born great lovers and it is something that cannot be taught?

reagardless of what you may believe, you sucked ass when you first started having sex. everyone did. and chances are, a lot of people probably still do. but what does matter is whether or not you care about the person enough to look past all that shit and realize that some things take time to develop. so she sucks in bed, big deal. in time, anything's possible.

btw, i could care less if she was airbrushed to shit for maxim, or in PJ's with no makeup, she still sexy in my books.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by cubed

Well if you're going with food network chicks, how could you leave out Rachael Ray???

for some reason she doesn't strike me as a wholesome mom next door kind of gal.

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by Skitzo_Style

do you honestly believe that people are born great lovers and it is something that cannot be taught?

reagardless of what you may believe, you sucked ass when you first started having sex. everyone did. and chances are, a lot of people probably still do. but what does matter is whether or not you care about the person enough to look past all that shit and realize that some things take time to develop. so she sucks in bed, big deal. in time, anything's possible.

btw, i could care less if she was airbrushed to shit for maxim, or in PJ's with no makeup, she still sexy in my books.

great lovers are NOT born?

speak for yourself skip.

when i first started having sex right away i was ALL like:

'BITCH WERE YOUr CLIT BE AT? I KNOWS WHAT IM DOIN BAYBEE'

i remember good cause it was last week.

[Courtney]

Andrew I am proud of you.
You will make a great husband to a luck woman someday

[M.C. BEAR]

yo mama

[Disco_Whore]

Originally Posted by cubed

Well if you're going with food network chicks, how could you leave out Rachael Ray???

Ugh. Rachel Ray's voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

[yoko*]

Originally Posted by laska

fuck yes.

[Kraig]

^^ LOL @ Yoko.

[ppcock]

Cause she's fucked up mentally.. therefore she's a demon in the sack!

[tiedye]

^
Pelvic ink is irresistible.

[impure]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

MUCH BETTAR

alright as long as we're straight.

damn your net for being down lastnight!

[Skitzo_Style]

Originally Posted by Courtney

Andrew I am proud of you.
You will make a great husband to a luck woman someday

thanks. hopefully not too soon. you should see some of the guys up here. some are barely 21 and have 3 children already! :S

[Skitzo_Style]

Originally Posted by ppcock

Cause she's fucked up mentally.. therefore she's a demon in the sack!

that's usually the case.

[ppcock]

it was either her or Milla Jovovich
As much as I would love National Geographic Nipples.. Jolie takes everything else.

[Revolver]

props to andrew in getting the humor.

and i think i would change my choice to jane fonda circa. 1966.

[_bRiTt]

phil anselmo from pantera
or shagrath from dimmu borgir

come on, they are angry individuals, and angry sex is good sex

plus they both look like they could give it like a champ

[Revolver]

^....ok thats interesting.