i want one! new vagina (couch)

best of craigslist : Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch

[azazel]

[azazel]

now i can finally return to the comfort of the womb

[ebbomega]

Hahahahah. Cooch couch.

wummy, way to ruin the surprise of clicking the post. the seller says there is stains on it....it doesnt get more gold than that.

[b0ld]

its like a full body fleshlight.....

[-evil-duerr-]

anybody else find it slightly inappropriate that the guy sitting on it is like a 7 year old kid? lol

[veN]

Omg, that is pretty great.

[j3rk]

scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape

nothing wrong with a little wear and tear.

hilarity ensues.

[sNyx]

Davey Crockett; A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal's cooter, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Can come in handy on those cold winter nights.

[hardstylin]

gross