FNKS BEST DANCE CREW : TAKlNG AUDITIONS

[rawb]

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DANCER NAME --
SIGNATURE MOVE --
WEAKNESS --
POWER SONG --
DANCE PHILOSOPHY --


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[b0ld]

Rick Roll'd

[rawb]

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DANCER NAME -- BOBBY SPILLS
SIGNATURE MOVE -- DRIVE CAR DANCE
WEAKNESS -- BORN WITHOUT CENTER OF GRAVITY
POWER SONG -- KEYSHIA COLE - LET IT GO
DANCE PHILOSOPHY -- IF YOUR FACE IS NORMAL YOURE DOING IT WRONG

[fritz]

DANCER NAME -- FRITZ 'BIG' BERGMAN
SIGNATURE MOVE -- HOLD THE PICKLE
WEAKNESS -- SHORT GIRLS WITH FAT BURGERS
POWER SONG -- BUN B - SIPPIN' ON SOME SYRUP
DANCE PHILOSOPHY -- WALK IT IN 'N OUT

[wishbone]

DANCER NAME -- J.G. BREAKSWORTH
SlGNATURE MOVE -- INVISIBLE HAT TRICKING
WEAKNESS -- RAZOR BURN
POWER SONG -- NELLY FURTADO - MANEATER (FUCK I LOVE THIS SONG REMIX) - THIS REMIX CONSISTS OF ME YELLING OUT FUCK I LOVE THIS SONG WHILE DANCING TO IT.
DANCE PHILOSOPHY -- DANCING ON OBJECTS BAREFOOT ALLOWS FOR BETTER TRACTION

[ash1ee]

DANCER NAME -- (TAKING SUGGESTIONS PEOPLE!)
SlGNATURE MOVE -- droppin' like its SO hot
WEAKNESS -- short skirts
POWER SONG -- E40- White Girls
DANCE PHILOSOPHY -- don't let em see yo face!

[t-skywalker]

am i allowed to enter my friends?

[rawb]

ONLY YOURSELF o

[cubed]

DANCER NAME -- JIMMY JAM
SlGNATURE MOVE -- PICKIN THE BERRIES
WEAKNESS -- ASS SHAKIN COMPETITION CHAMPS
POWER SONG -- SPANKROCK - BACKYARD BETTY
DANCE PHILOSOPHY -- POINT AND TURN

DANCER NAME -- Big boobed betty
SlGNATURE MOVE -- Super Smoosh
WEAKNESS -- lawnchairs
POWER SONG -- BOOM BOOM BOOM (let's go back to my room)
DANCE PHILOSOPHY -- take no prisoners

[stabmyhead]

DANCER NAME -- NESQUAKE
SIGNATURE MOVE -- BOOTY QUAKE
WEAKNESS -- Poutine
POWER SONG -- I learnt how to booty quake to Gorillaz - Dare and Feel Good Inc.
DANCE PHILOSOPHY -- Wearing loose fitting clothing that don't restrict your jiggle will help you achieve the ultimate booty shaking.

[ash1ee]

jim...
i was going to guess lohans revenge? but backyard betty will do it for me.

[M!SKA]

DANCER NAME -- Michelle'Missy'Ska
SIGNATURE MOVE -- the Point
WEAKNESS -- bad knees hinder getting low
POWER SONG -- Crystal Waters - 100% Pure Love
DANCE PHILOSOPHY -- house is a feeeellliiiinnnggg

[cubed]

Originally Posted by ash1ee

jim...
i was going to guess lohans revenge? but backyard betty will do it for me.

This was my second pick...

DANCER NAME -- RICKER - RHIA
SIGNATURE MOVE -- PUT IT INTO FIFTH GEAR
WEAKNESS -- HIGH HEELS
POWER SONG -- ANYTHING BY KYLIE MINOGUE
DANCE PHILOSOPHY -- "I only dance with girls, they're so much more fun to dance with"

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by cubed

DANCER NAME -- JIMMY JAM

Whole thread is funny, but this was my only lol moment

[rawb]

Originally Posted by ash1ee

DANCER NAME -- (TAKING SUGGESTIONS PEOPLE!)

smashlee obv imo

[hardstylin]

DANCER NAME --ravishing rick rude
SIGNATURE MOVE --flipin the bird
WEAKNESS -- pfft
POWER SONG --missy eliot-4 my people
DANCE PHILOSOPHY --grindin my dick on every piece of pussy i see

[dabbler]

this thread wins

[Pussy*Kat]

DANCER NAME -- PopTart
SIGNATURE MOVE -- Table Dancing
WEAKNESS -- Double Vodka 7-Ups
POWER SONG -- DVNO - Justice
DANCE PHILOSOPHY -- Get Down or Get Out

[Silverwinged]

DANCER NAME -- TEATOWEL
SIGNATURE MOVE -- PICK BERRIES
WEAKNESS -- THE "DRIVE THE CAB"
POWER SONG -- ANYTHING BY BIG PUN
DANCE PHILOSOPHY -- IF YOU AREN'T KICKING THE DOG, YOU ARENT DOING IT RIGHTi

[askdjasd]

DANCER NAME -- Hey you, Behind the bushes
SIGNATURE MOVE -- The finger bang
WEAKNESS -- Cookies
POWER SONG -- KMFDM - WWIII
DANCE PHILOSOPHY -- Dancing? I thought this was a showdown of sexy steps:

[prozac]

Thread of the year.

[prozac]

DANCER NAME -- SPINNY J
SIGNATURE MOVE -- SILLY ANIMAL POSES
WEAKNESS -- THINKING I LOOK SEXY AND DROPPING SLOPPILY TO THE FLOOR WHEN I'M DRUNK
POWER SONG -- FANNYPACK - HEY MAMI
DANCE PHILOSOPHY -- NEVER TAKE THYSELF SERIOUSLY

[Ms.Tarantula]

DANCER NAME -- WATCHOUT
SIGNATURE MOVE -- THE PUB CRAWL
WEAKNESS -- STILETTOS
POWER SONG -- SHINY TOY GUNS - LE DISCO
DANCE PHILOSOPHY -- ''ACCIDENTS HAPPEN''



hah I cant take credit for this - I dont have a picture of myself this cool.