OH FUCK ENTlRE FLOOR IS LAVA OH FUCK OH FUCK

[rawb]

IF YOUR ENTIRE FLOOR WAS LAVA RIGHT NOW COULD YOU MAKE IT TO THROUGH YOUR FRONT DOOR WITHOUT DYING (WHAT IF YOU WERE IN BED)
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DONT FEEL SO SAFE ANYMORE DO YOU, YOU SMUG FUCK

[rawb]

LONG TOWELS PLACED STRATEGICALLY AROUND YOUR IMMEDIATE AREA CAN PROTECT YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES DURING A FLOOR LAVA EPISODE
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YOU SHOULD CONSIDER THIS NEXT TIME YOU REVIEW YOUR EMERGENCY ACTION PLAN AT HOME OR AT YOUR BUSINESS

FLOOR LAVA CAN HAPPEN AT ANY TIME

[galaxie]

thankfully I can reach a 1st floor window from where I'm currently sitting! *phew*

[Gusto]

this is why i keep clothes strewn around my apartment.

[fritz]

obviously use laundry basket lined with kittens in potato sack race to door

+

jump! mew! jump! mew!

some might say i have too many accent pillows on my bed....

really they are just an emergency kit for when i need to make a path from my bed to the door.

[dave mcnasty]

u can survive sometimes if u only touch it for a second

[heatherness]

how could i possibly forget the high risk of lava flow in this area...
im definately going to rewrite my "in case of emergency" list.

[galaxie]

why do I suddenly feel like pillows and blankets won't stand up to lava?!!?!

[ebbomega]

TWO WORDS: THERMAL UNDERWEARl

[anewlife]

oh fuck.

[mapleleaf4ever]

This requires an intricate system of levers and pulleys!

[crookedking]

i was told canada was a safe country :(

[LEEROY CHANG!!]

youz motherfuckers r already dead lol

[Disco_Whore]

From where I'm sitting at school right now, I'd be fine to get out of the nearest window. It'd be a quick hop from couch, to coffee table, to the next couch, and then climb out of the window to safety.

I'll have to check my home evacuation plan to make sure I'm covered there too just to be on the safe side.

[Disco_Whore]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

This requires an intricate system of levers and pulleys!

Diagram please!

[miss.myra]

chair with wheelies on it ftw!

or if i'm in bed, my night table turns into a SURF BOARD.

[rawb]

WHEEL CHAIR OBVIOUSLY SUPERIOR OPTION TO MANY OTHERS l

[ppcock]

"tell me you've got those golf shoes!"

[-evil-duerr-]

no problem, throw on some oven mits and do a hand stand-walk right outta there.

amateurs.

[ppcock]

floor lava
you kookoo

[-evil-duerr-]

they're really dope oven mits, but the truth is I can't do a hand stand to save my soul. I think I'm in trouble.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by Disco_Whore

Diagram please!

heh busy arranging a MEDEVAC... i'll whip one up later!

[tiedye]

Step One: Start Building

Step Two: Use A Harness To Suspend In Air To Put Snowman Together As It Is Really Fucking Big.

Step Three: Pick Up A Chick At The Bar Because You're Badass Like That.

Step Four: Place Magical Hat On Said Snowman.

Step Five: Get Out Of Dodge.

Step Six: Get Her On Her Knees And Score.