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Old Feb 28, 08
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I demand respect for my people!

A couple from Montana were out riding on the range, he with his rifle and she (fortunately) with her camera. Their dogs always followed them, but on this occasion a mountain lion decided that he wanted to stalk the dogs (you'll see the dogs in the background watching). Very, very bad decision...

The hunter got off the mule with his rifle and decided to shoot in the air to scare away the lion, but before he could get off a shot the lion charged in and decided he wanted a piece of those dogs. With that, the mule took off and decided he wanted a piece of that lion. That's when all hell broke loose... for the lion.

As the lion approached the dogs the mule snatched him up by the tail and started whirling him around. Banging its head on the ground on every pass. Then he dropped it, stomped on it and held it to the ground by the throat. The mule then got down on his knees and bit the thing all over a couple of dozen times to make sure it was dead, than whipped it into the air again, walked back over to the couple (that were stunned in silence) and stood there ready to continue his ride... as if nothing had just happened.

Fortunately even though the hunter didn't get off a shot, his wife got off these 4.




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Old Feb 28, 08
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hay ur name is donkey and this story is about a donkey thats pretty neat
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Old Feb 28, 08
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this story is magical. i liked the part where he killed the lion.
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Old Feb 28, 08
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pretty bad ass
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Old Feb 28, 08
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Donkey =/= Mule

But cool story! I had no idea that a Mule could do something like that.
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When disney buys the rights for this movie, it's going to be fucking badass with lots of singing and dancing.
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Old Feb 28, 08
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Whoa. Badass mule.
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Old Feb 28, 08
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narc will become famous soon enough
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Old Feb 28, 08
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REPOST!

i shared this lovely story last july.


BTW donkeys won't protect against mountain lions, only mules.
mules are used to protect herds of sheep and goats for this very reason.
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REPOST!

i shared this lovely story last july.


BTW donkeys won't protect against mountain lions, only mules.
mules are used to protect herds of sheep and goats for this very reason.
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