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WHILE NEV SHITS HERSELF, I DECIDED TO DO A LITTLE HUNTING
SHOT A BUFFALO HAY THANKS FOR THE HELP ASSHOLES, I MEAN IM ONLY HUNTING SHIRTLESS IN THE RAIN, DONT WORRY ILL JUST CARRY THE GIGANTIC CORPSE OF ONE OF THE LARGEST LAND MAMMALS BACK TO THE WAGON MYSELF, WHILE YOU FUCK AROUND ANYWAYS BACK ON THE TRAIL BO DE DOH DOH.... ...OH FUCK, JUST WHAT I NEED... ...WELL WE CAN JUST PRESS ON... AUGH FUCK ME... ...WELL MAYBE I CAN REPAIR IT OH COCKBASTARD... ...WELL IT CANT GET ANY WORSE AT LEAST WE HAVE A LOT OF FOOD... ...DEAR LORD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME |
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OKAY SO WERE BACK OUT AGAIN, SHORT TRIP THIS TIME, CAN EVERYONE PLEASE NOT SHIT THEMSELVES OF GET A FEVER.
ALSO MAYBE IT WOULD BE COOL IF THE WAGON DIDNT ACT LIKE IT WAS MADE OUT OF LEGOS PHEW WE GOOD ITS GOING TO BE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE HOT SUMMERS DUNNY UGH MY BAD ALSO PROBLEMS: LITTLE WATER, DWINDLING FOOD, INADEQUATE GRASS BUT WERE HERE! SCENIC |
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LOOKS FORDABLE TO ME BUT WHATEVER ILL CAULK THAT SHIT WOOP WOOP PULL OVER THAT WAGONS TOO FAT ANYWAYS WHAT DID EVERYBODY DO TODAY? I SHOT A FUCKING BEAR TO FEED A BUNCH OF LAZY FUCKS WHO SIT IN A WAGON THEN I SHOT ANOTHER BEAR THEN WE GOT TO SODA SPRINGS, WHICH WAS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE TOWN WHEN I WAS A KID ON THE WAY TO SNAKE RIVER DISASTER STRUCK Quote:
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WE ARRIVE AT SNAKE RIVER, AND ARE GREETED BY HORRIBLY A DEFORMED INDIAN WOMAN
I WONDER IF LEPROSY IS TRANSMITTED THROUGH POOP TOO, TRY NOT TO EAT HER SHIT ALLISON SO SINCE ALLISON IS SICK IM GOING TO REST FOR 4 DAYS SO NOW WE HAVE TO CROSS ANOTHER FUCKING RIVER 6 FEET DEEP IS NOTHING TO ME, I CAN HOLD MY BREATH, BUT LETS CAULK BLOCK THIS SHIT FLOATS APPARENTLY OH WELL WERE ON OUR WAY, NOTHING BAD HAS HAPPENED IN A LONG TIME HOW DOES AN OXEN GET INJURED, IT MOVES AT LIKE 3 MILES PER HOUR ALLISON OUT OF COMISSION, BROKEN LIKE A WHEEL OH WELL WHATEVER NOT LIKE IT WILL HAPPEN TWICE IN A COCKSHITBONERTOWN THAT WAS OUR LAST WHEEL OH FUCK OH FUCK ITS COOL WERE IN THE HOME STRETCH, NEV CAN POOP AS MUCH AS SHE WANTS NO TIME TO TAKE THE TOLL ROAD --- NEV NEEDS AN OUTHOUSE STAT |
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