What a weird ass night

[ppcock]

The weirdest 42 minutes of my life

Got off work at 9
went to iga to pick up some groceries.. there was a butt naked girl.. must've been early 20's
walking, probably high as a kite.. First thing came up in my head was "ebbo! ya got her good.. your first shaved chick"

yea, she was shaved.. i felt weird.


Walkin home.. spent a good 30 seconds in the elevator with an insanely high chick, sprinting back and fourth in the elevator. Like shit, that chick was doing laps around me. I stood there, desperately waiting to get off the elevator.

ran to my door and now im going to cook some steak.

[wishbone]

congrats on pulling two numbers tonight :)

[inside]

pics or stfu.

Nice tat by the way.

[impure]

WAIT YOU PICKED UP A NAKED CHICK AT IGA AND TOOK HER HOME?



fuck yes marty.
you goddamn rockstar.

[Phrenetic]

SS or it didnt happen

[stabmyhead]

Originally Posted by ppcock

I stood there, desperately waiting to get off

ran to my door and jerked off.

IT HAS BEEN FIXED.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by ppcock

"ebbo! ya got her good.. your first shaved chick"

Roofies first, then ecstasy next time

PS: You're forgetting about that time that I just got fed up with the jungle and shaved your mom for her. Back too.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Wow... something you certainly don't see everyday.

[Drazkers]

time to move out of east hastings

[ppcock]

I live in yaletown

which was bizzare, but it explains the shaving.

[hardstylin]

what a zoo that city is :)

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by ppcock

The weirdest 42 minutes of my life

Got off work at 9
went to iga to pick up some groceries.. there was a butt naked girl.. must've been early 20's
walking, probably high as a kite.. First thing came up in my head was "ebbo! ya got her good.. your first shaved chick"

yea, she was shaved.. i felt weird.

It's called an erection. It means you've reached puberty.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by Drazkers

time to move out of east hastings

Swing and a miss....