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Originally Posted by ebbomega
down the road, not across the street
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Originally Posted by Maddox
What you need: razor, neck.
How to do it: how many times have you tried to kill yourself with a razor blade by slashing up your wrists, only to be told "it's down the highway, not across the street"? Then you listen to this advice and cut up your arms like some amateur dipshit who doesn't know what she's doing. Your boyfriend dumped you. You can't go on because you're the only person who has ever been dumped and this is the most painful thing that has happened to anyone who has lived 14 consecutive years, so it's time for the solace only decapitation can bring you. Make sure to go all the way through the spinal column.
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Oh, Maddox, what would we do without you?
P.S. Speaking of Solace, anyone else here looking forward to the new Bond movie with the foolish hope that it won't suck as bad as the last one?
May 31, 08
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