WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU WORE A VEST OR SWEATERVEST WITH NO SHlRT ON UNDERNEATH

[rawb]

1) WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME

2) ARE YOU AN EXOTIC DANCER OR WERE YOU TRYING TO DO THE TYPES OF THINGS THAT ARE USUALLY ATTRIBUTED TO EXOTIC DANCERS (SEXY DANCING, STRIPPING, COMING UP WITH EXCUSES FOR BEING LATE RENT, PAYING FOR METH, THUMBING LONGINGLY THROUGH A DISNEYLAND VACATION BOOKLET WHILE WATCHING YOUR CHILD GROW UP NEVER KNOWING WHAT IT IS LIKE TO MEET MICKEY MOUSE IN PERSON [SINGLE TEAR ROLLS DOWN CHEEK, SCENE ENDS])

[rawb]

DRESS SHIRTS WITH RIPPED SLEEVES COUNT ON TECHNICALITY



ALSO: WHADDUP LADIES I SEE YOU

[rawb]

1) 1998

2) NO BUT ONE OF THE PEOPLE I WAS WITH BECAME A PRIVATE DANCER, DANCING FOR MONEY l

[GSG9]

dude youv really outdone yourself this time

[Some dude]

I would ask who even owns a vest.

I know I don't, and if I did (which I don't), I would deny it.

[GSG9]

ill bet rawb is a closet vest wearer.

[Goodfellow]

If I had a gorilla vest, I'd rock it without a shirt on errrrday.

[veN]

faux pas or not, would anyone really ask Audrina to change?

[cubed]

I wore one a few weeks ago.

But I had a shirt over top of it, my vest was made of kevlar.

[impure]

^similar story for me. 'cept mine is made for bull riders.

[Phrenetic]

[Gusto]

“I saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and I thought, ‘That is cool.’ But then I saw another guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, ‘That is not cool’. Then I figured it out: ‘Cool’ is all about leather sleeves.”
-Demetri Martin

[Gusto]

“I think vests are all about protection. You know what I mean? Like a lifevest protects you from drowning and bulletproof vests protect you from getting shot and the sweatervest protects you from pretty girls. ‘Leave me alone. Can’t you see I’m cold just right here?’"
-Demetri Martin (i think he hates vests)

[rawb]

SLEEVES NEEDED, EVEN IF IT IS MINIMAL SLEEVAGE AS IN A T SHIRT l

[ebbomega]

1) 2003l
2) DOES CROSS-DRESSING COUNT?