funny blog posts

[impure]

this was kinda funny.
his whole blog is that of someone with a slanted view on life, most of it makes me smile a little.

dead - July 10, 2008

as i was driving to work i spotted 2 large bumps on the road ahead. as i passed them i realized that the 2 bumps were 2 dead raccoons. when i got to work a couple of people were talking about the dead raccoons. 'they must have been doing it' someone said.' there was laughter and another one said 'at least they died happy'. as i sat at my desk i thought about what the people were saying and wondered why nobody thought it was a murder-suicide.

[impure]

hahaha or this

true - July 8, 2008

i'd like to go on that show where they make you take a lie detector test and they ask you all kinds of questions about your past. what are they chances of them asking you if you've ever fucked a squirrel.

[mithridate]

<H1>me - May 25, 2008

i read a newspaper article about me the other day. well it wasn't really a newspaper story. it was the classifieds and i was a washing machine. they said nice things about me.

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