Dead Monster Washes Ashore

[omega_image]

"No, Lizzie Grubman's still alive. This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island," but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we're not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it's viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan's new album perhaps. Click thru for larger dino-damage."

Good Luck With Your Hell Demons: Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk

Considering this is most likely a fake, I just want to know what this was done for.

[Revolver]

could be real, who knows wat sort of bizzareo wacko shit has been mutated down in the hundreds of years worth of waste,sludge and chemicals down in the sewers of big citys like new york.

that shit in the pic is basically splinter.

[Phrenetic]

its a baby cloverfield monster

[cubed]

Originally Posted by Revolver

could be real, who knows wat sort of bizzareo wacko shit has been mutated down in the hundreds of years worth of waste,sludge and chemicals down in the sewers of big citys like new york.

that shit in the pic is basically splinter.

Montauk is a ways from Manhattan, it's on the most eastern tip of Long Island.

It's pretty nice during the summer.

[dabbler]

fake. only one photo? yeah right

[robyn]

delicious!

[gnosis]

JERK MONSTER!

Git yer Jerk Monster! Right here!

Step right up!

Frosty
(pokes coals)

[Gusto]

[dave mcnasty]

fake and gay.

[ebbomega]

As said on another forum...

Mmmmmmm.... Mutant bacon....

[omega_image]

Originally Posted by Gusto

Was thinking more like this

[kiMMie]

Ass-half of that picture looks like a roasted chicken. LOL!

[Ragga_Wh0re]

Originally Posted by Gusto

i miss that cartoon.

[crookedking]

did that thing just flip me the bird?

[Gusto]

Monsters: Montauk "Dead Monster" Maybe Tied To Cartoon Network Show

[omega_image]

^

"And another (new!) tipster echoes one of our commenters: "Figured the monster out. It is a sea turtle without its shell - seriously. It is a blown up picture, for sure. Draw a shell on it, and you will see that I am right.""

plausible

[Gusto]

yeah there's a lot of speculation. i'm just glad this thing is back in hell, haha.

"As someone who has experience dealing with skeletal remains of both humans and animals (I'm in the forensic field, not a serial killer), as well as a fairly good knowledge of the decomp process, I agree with Snowden. It's a dog.

The dentition is also a giveaway -- it's got what looks like typical canid teeth, with a large canine tooth, probably 4 premolars (I can't tell from the photo, but it looks like one may have fallen out), and 2 molars on the lower jaw. The large first molar is called a "carnassial" tooth, something shared by all carnivores. The skull shape is clearly canid -- it's not a bear (size, shape, and teeth are all wrong) and it's not a cat (too big and the snout is too elongated)."
Good Luck With Your Hell Demons: Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk

[gnosis]

^Geek!^

Frosty
(loved the mystery)

[dabbler]

Originally Posted by omega_image

^

"And another (new!) tipster echoes one of our commenters: "Figured the monster out. It is a sea turtle without its shell - seriously. It is a blown up picture, for sure. Draw a shell on it, and you will see that I am right.""

plausible

if turtles had teeth, then yes. totally plausible

[dabbler]

Originally Posted by Ragga_Wh0re

i miss that cartoon.

me too

[dabbler]

oh and if turtles could be removed from their shells. which they can't

[omega_image]

Originally Posted by dabbler

if turtles had teeth, then yes. totally plausible

Considering that they once did have teeth....

Regardless, Triple post FTW

[dabbler]

Originally Posted by omega_image

Considering that they once did have teeth....

Regardless, Triple post FTW

The only turtles that ever had "teeth", had them on the roof of their mouths and that was 200+ million years ago

[Revolver]

wow i didnt know that turtles didnt have teeth.

thats pretty interesting.

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by omega_image

"No, Lizzie Grubman's still alive. This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island," but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we're not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it's viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan's new album perhaps. Click thru for larger dino-damage."

Good Luck With Your Hell Demons: Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk

Considering this is most likely a fake, I just want to know what this was done for.

it looks like a dog that took a long bath.

exposure to the elements does fucked up shit to corpes. they pull mufuckers out the fraser river that look like grapes.