Well, 'bout time I hit that old dusty trail...

[Mangle]

^^^ Too late, man. She can't take it back. I'm Andre The Giant. You can be Evel Kneivel.

[ebbomega]

Andre the Giant was also famous, and was a charming gentleman by all accounts. And I'm willing to bet that probably got him more play than being a behemoth of a man ever did.

Sad you don't have either of those traits. Just means you're gonna die in your 40s and still not get laid much.

[Mangle]

This message is hidden because ebbomega is on your ignore list.

[Grapes]

That trail just keeps getting dustier from lack of use.

[ebbomega]

Funny, last time you posted that you replied to my next post. You going to do that, or you going to just post it again? Cuz you know if you just post it again I know you hit "View Post".

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Andre the Giant was also famous, and was a charming gentleman by all accounts. And I'm willing to bet that probably got him more play than being a behemoth of a man ever did.

Sad you don't have either of those traits. Just means you're gonna die in your 40s and still not get laid much.

just in case you didnt actually read it.

[thebobman]

GOD DAMMIT MAN!
If you write an internet forum a Dear John letter at least have the class not to linger at the door trying to get the last word in! If your leaving and you announce you should expect the inevitable parting shots and you'll need to accept that you're not going to get the last jab or barb in, people will keep posting after you leave.

Just make sure you last post is something of substantial wittiness and leave it at that. Don't be the guy who spazzes out, flips everybody the bird and then knocks over the watercooler on the way out. Nobody likes that guy. More importantly, nobody respects that guy.

Happy Trails.

Eeesh.

[robyn]

i will have you guys know there are no archival records available re: andre the giants dick

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by Mangle

^^^ Too late, man. She can't take it back.

wow i just caught this. is bevvy a girly name or something? god damn my parents!

[cinist]

^
it's because they are old

[Bevvy Swift]

^lol not in princeton theyre not! theyre like new life there its so funny

[Mangle]

Originally Posted by Bevvy Swift

god damn my parents!

I curse your parents every day.

[cinist]

don't fuck with bevan parents, respect the elderly

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by Mangle

I curse your parents every day.

sounds like a full life you lead.

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by Mangle

Revolver: You misunderstood me.

no no, ive understood you perfectly.

[djmarkpaul]

What's important here is Mangle has brought everyone together OK, and together, we can make pizza.


Mangle: Thanks for your kind words and getting my nogging jogging bruv...rock the party that rocks the party and never piss in the wind...but yeah I hope this thread is for trolling ok thnx bye.

[Mangle]

Originally Posted by Bevvy Swift

just in case you didnt actually read it.

See, that really defeats the purpose of an ignore list. Not only did ebbomega have nothing intelligent to say, as usual, but someone else is willing to quote that just in case I didn't get the glorious opportunity to enjoy that intellectual heavyweight's opinion on how great Andre The Giant was and how I'm not him after some Bevvy chick already told me I was Andre The Giant half a dozen times. Yeah, I'm sooo gonna miss this. There's so much to come back for.

Quite frankly, I'm embarrassed I ever came here in the first place. FnK is probably the most pathetic waste of time in cyberspace. It's an IQ base jump around here. Get out while you can still remember elementary school! Soilent Green is people!!!

[Pussy*Kat]

^ Then be embarrased.

News Flash Tips - you came back today - again.

[Mangle]

Originally Posted by Pussy*Kat

News Flash Tips - you came back today - again.

Newsflash: I'm here til the 15th. This is now the 4th time I've said it. Grasp a concept for once in your life.

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by Mangle

See, that really defeats the purpose of an ignore list. Not only did ebbomega have nothing intelligent to say, as usual, but someone else is willing to quote that just in case I didn't get the glorious opportunity to enjoy that intellectual heavyweight's opinion on how great Andre The Giant was and how I'm not him after some Bevvy chick already told me I was Andre The Giant half a dozen times. Yeah, I'm sooo gonna miss this. There's so much to come back for.

Quite frankly, I'm embarrassed I ever came here in the first place. FnK is probably the most pathetic waste of time in cyberspace. It's an IQ base jump around here. Get out while you can still remember elementary school! Soilent Green is people!!!

ok, thats the dumbest and most obvious troll i have ever seen.

this thread needs to straight up die.


shame hes gotten 3 pages already

[Pussy*Kat]

^ youre a contributing factor to those 3 pages you know

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by Mangle

See, that really defeats the purpose of an ignore list. Not only did ebbomega have nothing intelligent to say, as usual, but someone else is willing to quote that just in case I didn't get the glorious opportunity to enjoy that intellectual heavyweight's opinion on how great Andre The Giant was and how I'm not him after some Bevvy chick already told me I was Andre The Giant half a dozen times. Yeah, I'm sooo gonna miss this. There's so much to come back for.

Quite frankly, I'm embarrassed I ever came here in the first place. FnK is probably the most pathetic waste of time in cyberspace. It's an IQ base jump around here. Get out while you can still remember elementary school! Soilent Green is people!!!

Yet you come back again today. If you are embarrassed, and there is nothing to come back for. Why do you still constantly post?

Newsflash: I'm here til the 15th. This is now the 4th time I've said it. Grasp a concept for once in your life.

I believe we all understand it. But it's a little hard to believe. You've constantly claimed that everyone here is an idiot (one of the keys to intelligence is to dismiss anyone who doesn't agree 100% with you as having a low IQ), you've stated you are embarrassed you ever came on here.

Yet you insist on giving us a two week notice of your departure. Three years ago, I stopped logging on here for about two years. I didn't post a countdown for it though, I just stopped posting. Which is honestly what I would recommend you do now, it's embarrassing for you. Stating you are going to leave and how much you hate it here, followed by another ten days of posting?

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Mangle

See, that really defeats the purpose of an ignore list. Not only did ebbomega have nothing intelligent to say, as usual, but someone else is willing to quote that just in case I didn't get the glorious opportunity to enjoy that intellectual heavyweight's opinion on how great Andre The Giant was and how I'm not him after some Bevvy chick already told me I was Andre The Giant half a dozen times. Yeah, I'm sooo gonna miss this. There's so much to come back for.

Translation: I didn't need that, I already hit "View Post"

Quite frankly, I'm embarrassed I ever came here in the first place. FnK is probably the most pathetic waste of time in cyberspace. It's an IQ base jump around here. Get out while you can still remember elementary school! Soilent Green is people!!!

Great! Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Just leave. Why are you still here to the 15th? You some kind of intellectual masochist or something? Find something more productive to do with your time if you're so fed up with it. Otherwise I'm led to believe that you're just an attention whore who enjoys this all (also contributes to the "clicks on View Post" theory) and you're not actually going to leave at all.

(It's Soylent, btw)

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Translation: I didn't need that, I already hit "View Post"

basically.

[NinjaBoy]

Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

HAZEL PARK, MI—In a statement made to reporters earlier this afternoon, local idiot Brandon Mylenek, 26, announced that at approximately 2:30 a.m. tonight, he plans to post an idiotic comment beneath a video on an Internet website.
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Mylenek, a moron, prepares to publicly address the "dumbest shiz [he's] evr seen!!!1!"

"Later this evening, I intend to watch the video in question, click the 'reply' link above the box reserved for user comments, and draft a response, being careful to put as little thought into it as possible, while making sure to use all capital letters and incorrect punctuation," Mylenek said. "Although I do not yet know exactly what my comment will entail, I can say with a great degree of certainty that it will be incredibly stupid."

Mylenek, who rarely in his life has been capable of formulating an idea or opinion worth the amount of oxygen required to express it, went on to guarantee that the text of his comment would be misspelled to the point of incomprehension, that it would defy the laws of both logic and grammar, and that it would allege that several elements of the video are homosexual in nature.

"The result will be an astonishing combination of ignorance, offensiveness, and sheer idiocy," Mylenek said.

According to the idiot, he will become incensed at the quality and sentiment of the comments already posted below the video—which will include such replies as "not great, nice try tho," "FIRSTIES!!!" and "wtf?? lol so random." At this point, Mylenek said, he will feel a deep, unwavering desire to offer a dissenting opinion, which he has hinted will include the words "gay" and "reatrd" [sic].

"It is my moral obligation to alert the Internet community to the fact that this video is totally gay, and furthermore, that the individual who made it is a fag," Mylenek said.

Pressed for further details regarding his intended post, Mylenek, who will comment under the Internet pseudonym "xblingdaddy2005x," revealed that there is a strong possibility he will inadvertently post the comment twice.

"After clicking the 'submit' button, I will immediately refresh the page so that I can view my own comment. I will then notice that my comment has not appeared because the server has not yet processed my request, become angry and confused, and re-post the same comment with unintentional variations on the original wording and misspellings, creating two slightly different yet equally moronic comments," he said. "It is my hope that this will illustrate both my childlike level of impatience and my inability to replicate a simple string of letters and symbols 30 seconds after having composed it."

Mylenek confirmed rumors that he will be momentarily sidetracked by another inane task while drafting his comment. The distraction is scheduled to come at 2:25 a.m. in the form of a "related video" link featuring a man being sodomized by a horse, which Mylenek will re-watch seven times and laugh obnoxiously at with his friend and fellow idiot, Steve Blanchette, 28.

"Once this minor diversion is complete, I will finish posting my comment, then sit there like the worthless human being I am and wait for other commenters to respond," he added. "Because, as I mentioned before, I have nothing better to do with my life."

Mylenek said he fully expects that his comment will spawn a series of replies from other idiots around the world, who will either agree with his stance, disagree with his stance, or call Mylenek himself a "d0uche" and post an irrelevant link to a separate video that they will claim to be "way funnier." According to Mylenek, this is all part of the plan.

"We are blessed to be living in an age when we have a global communications network in which idiots, assholes, and total and complete wastes of fucking human life alike can come together to give instant feedback in an unfettered and unmonitored online environment," Mylenek said. "What better way to take advantage of this incredible technology than to log onto the Internet and insult a complete stranger?"

According to media critic Judy Turner, this type of behavior is not uncommon among idiots.

"Brandon's comments in particular contain a degree of unoriginality and stupidity that you only see in the most muttonheaded and imbecilic Internet commenters," Turner said. "In fact, I've seen him use at least a dozen variations of the word 'gay.' Suffice it to say, Brandon Mylenek is a truly stupid, stupid idiot."

Mylenek concluded his press conference with a solemn vow to uphold the awful, unintelligible, anger-inducing quality of his past Internet comments.

"I promise everyone that this post will be exactly what you have come to expect from an idiot like myself," he said, "and that I will check my comment regularly so that I can call everyone who says it's stupid a fag."