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Old Sep 23, 08
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Lulz
so this neufy child comes home from school one day and goes to his mother and says
"hey mommy! today we counted in school, and i can count to ten and everyone else can only count to four!"
"yes son, thats because your a neufy!"

the next day he comes home and says
"hey mommy! we did alphabet in school today and i can go to L and everyone else can only go to F!"
"yes son, thats because your a neufy!"

the next day, he comes home again, and says
"hey mommy! we had gym today, and my penis is 5 times bigger than everyone elses!!"
"yes son, thats because you are 35!"




i thought it was pretty accurate.
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Old Sep 23, 08
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When i was 13 years old i would have thought that was pretty funny.
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Old Sep 23, 08
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the only "lulz" I got was from the reply =)
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Old Sep 23, 08
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you probably havent known many neufys then... it would make alot more sense
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Old Sep 23, 08
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Newfys are slow.


I think we all got the point of the joke.
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Old Sep 23, 08
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wait... so why was a 35 year old in highschool? According to google the average high schoolers age is between 14-18
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Old Sep 24, 08
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wait... so why was a 35 year old in highschool? According to google the average high schoolers age is between 14-18
what school did you go to?
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Old Sep 24, 08
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Why couldn't Jesus eat skittles?
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They kept falling through the holes in his hands?
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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get for Christmas?
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Old Sep 24, 08
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What's more awesome than fucking four twenty-year-olds?
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Fucking twenty four-year-olds.
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There are two muffins sitting in an oven.

One muffin looks over to the other muffin and says, "It sure is hot in this oven."

The other muffin looks over and says, "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!"



...yeah, I went there.
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I always heard that as two cows talking about socio-political dynamics, and then a marxist dog comes in and produces an argument putting both to shame.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?
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I'm just going to start Air Guitaring to April Wine now.
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I'm just going to start Air Guitaring to April Wine now.
And Ill start drinking my wine
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Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Am I the only one here with enough tastelessness to want to give out the punchline to this one?
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Oh please, I am the be all and end all of poor taste.
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What's pink, black and red and spins in circles?

What's green, black and red and doesn't?
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Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman. :P
(that is how it goes, right? lol)
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Old Sep 24, 08
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how do you make a baby cry twice?

wipe your bloody dick on its teddy bear


What's the best thing about fucking 22 year olds?

there's 20 of them
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What's pink, black and red and spins in circles?
Baby in a microwave

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What's green, black and red and doesn't?
Same baby, three weeks later.
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what's the difference between neil armstrong and michael jackson?
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