Life goals.... what would it take?

[lildonkey]

hrmm... could i have gotten punked by an elaborate setup?

[cubed]

[lildonkey]

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

You kidding me? This couldn't be any better.... i've been trying to start drama for a while now... this site is fucking pointless to read without drama..

it would something like this

"Anybody know what turntables i should start learning on?"
"IM SO BORED AT WORK... OMGGGGGGG"
"HEY _____ insert friends name here* WHEN WE PLAYING ROCKBAND!?"
"I fucked 7 horses today" <-- guess who this one would be
"hai guyzzzz im so tired of all my dead end jobs... but what 30 games should i buy?!"
"i got my gf pregnant... jk...i'm a douche and a wannabe rockstar dj"
"check out my sweet hat collection, i'm better and funnier then all of you! look how random i can be!!!"
"myles can you fix ______"

first of all fuck you.

second of all, wanna blaze together? we all from coquitlam.


hollah

[lildonkey]

I can't smoke weed.. haven't smoked it since grade 10

people are always shocked considering all my friends blaze... but i just can't handle the high... it doesn't mellow me out at all.. it gives me hardcore anxiety and paranoia... and i'm the LEAST paranoid person ever...

now.. if you wanna meet up and go machete people in coquitlam centre and rocking kappa pants.... hollahhhhhhhhhh

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

You kidding me? This couldn't be any better.... i've been trying to start drama for a while now... this site is fucking pointless to read without drama..

it would something like this

"Anybody know what turntables i should start learning on?"
"IM SO BORED AT WORK... OMGGGGGGG"
"HEY _____ insert friends name here* WHEN WE PLAYING ROCKBAND!?"
"I fucked 7 horses today" <-- guess who this one would be
"hai guyzzzz im so tired of all my dead end jobs... but what 30 games should i buy?!"
"i got my gf pregnant... jk...i'm a douche and a wannabe rockstar dj"
"check out my sweet hat collection, i'm better and funnier then all of you! look how random i can be!!!"
"myles can you fix ______"

Awesome. Now do me. (no homo)

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

I can't smoke weed.. haven't smoked it since grade 10

people are always shocked considering all my friends blaze... but i just can't handle the high... it doesn't mellow me out at all.. it gives me hardcore anxiety and paranoia... and i'm the LEAST paranoid person ever...

donkeypunch.. i know what you mean mang... all my friends smoke but I cant because it gives me crazy paranoia and anxiety attacks.


I seriously thought I was the only one.. LETS HUG!

[brit]

hey guys i've had aspirations of being a mermaid for nearly 6 months now, life goals yo, life mutha fuckin goals

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by brit

hey guys i've had aspirations of being a mermaid for nearly 6 months now, life goals yo, life mutha fuckin goals

I can help you out.

I've always had this sick freak fetish about cutting some girls legs off and attaching seal fins, then throwing her into the water.

I'd use your feet for feet fuck.

(bring on the bad karma!)

[brit]

Hey ppcock, people like you, they really really like you.

I'm all about instilling self-esteem, best of luck with your hobbies. :)

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by tiedye

Awesome. Now do me. (no homo)

Can't. I have too much respect for paramedics and firemen (or those are in the process of becoming one) seriously.

but if you insist.. here goes...

"I'm riding cock all the way across canada!" haha cheers!

[tiedye]

I like Marty because I'm much better looking than he is.

[lildonkey]

ppcock

Don't know if you're being serious or poking fun... but yeah.. i dunno... was just never able to handle weed... most people say that it'll go away if you smoke enough and build a tolerance, but it was never the case with me..

which sucks.. because i love everything about weed... I love the smell, i love the taste.. i love the entire growing process, watching them grow... but was just never able to handle the high..

i'm just like that though... i don't like anything that alters my thinking or anything to do with my mind....

[rawb]

LILDONKEY CONSTANT: IF HE WANTS IT TO BE A SERIOUS THREAD HE WILL MENTION HIS EX GIRLFRIEND l

[prozac]

^ im the same way. cant smoke it. don't mind when other people do...but sooo not for me. im that sketchy stoner peeking out the blinds every 30 seconds...terrible.

edit: outposted by a guy in an otter suit :(

[cubed]

^I'm pretty much the same, as I don't smoke it. Although, I don't like the smell, I don't love the taste, I could care less about the growing as I saw enough of that in my younger days.

It sends my body one way and my mind in the complete opposite directions.

I'd rather have a cold beer than smoke a joint anyday of the week.

[dj_soo]

fnk is still pms'ing i see

[cubed]

^careful, one of the ladies will probably break your other hand.

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

ppcock

Don't know if you're being serious or poking fun... but yeah.. i dunno... was just never able to handle weed... most people say that it'll go away if you smoke enough and build a tolerance, but it was never the case with me..

which sucks.. because i love everything about weed... I love the smell, i love the taste.. i love the entire growing process, watching them grow... but was just never able to handle the high..

i'm just like that though... i don't like anything that alters my thinking or anything to do with my mind....

nah man, i'm 100% serious.

I'm with Jim, beer beats weed any day!

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by brit

Hey ppcock, people like you, they really really like you.

if people didnt like me.. I'd be sitting at home, friday night on fnk.


WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!

[ebbomega]

^ haha. dork

[lildonkey]

^ haha you guys are geeks

[Ragga_Wh0re]

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[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

I believe people aren't saying money doesn't matter at all, I think they are referring to if you make enough to live a comfortable lifestyle.

For example, my industry doesn't pay a ton, but it's enough to live comfortably. I won't be buying fancy cars or boats, but I'll have all my needs met and still be quite comfortable.

SELL COCAINE ON THE SIDE.


IM TALKIN WHOLESALE, BRICKS NOT BUM SHIT.

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[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

I can't smoke weed.. haven't smoked it since grade 10

people are always shocked considering all my friends blaze... but i just can't handle the high... it doesn't mellow me out at all.. it gives me hardcore anxiety and paranoia... and i'm the LEAST paranoid person ever...

now.. if you wanna meet up and go machete people in coquitlam centre and rocking kappa pants.... hollahhhhhhhhhh

werd weed makes me paranoid too, so unless im with people im cool with it makes me super anxious but thats where booze comes into play. if i drink a beer and smoke a joint, im just like 'where the couch and the Call of duty four is? ah shit im faded, where the shorties at then?'


nah son if we gonna chop people make it station square....


bong bong