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Old Nov 25, 08
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Some people just don't feel the need to discuss bowel movements.
I said make an excuse, don't describe it to me.

15 minutes people..

that's not 5.. or 10.. it's 15 minutes... i could have drove home in the time she was in there.
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it was after dinner, and you know if you have a serious shit, and it takes you that long. you come up with some fucking excuse, you don't just not mention anything. it was crazy weird.
maybe she was calling her friends finding a way to leave the date because she fucking hated you
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maybe she was calling her friends finding a way to leave the date because she fucking hated you
Beer just came out my nose.
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maybe she was calling her friends finding a way to leave the date because she fucking hated you
the date was over at that point anyways.. the date was fucking over from the beginning she was a freak.

actually.... ahh nevermind.
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You didn't even go for the "holy fuck, why did I subject myself to this" compensation sex?
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aside from a couple cases of:

"the beatles?....who?" and "oh where is peru?...is that like in africa?" this one is easily the best:

back in HS, I was sat next to this amazing girl who i always noticed and right away we hit it off . flirted up a storm, taking our lunches and breaks together,getting close, the school was talking...it was on.

She is a Huge fan, and dead ringer, of shania twian so i ask her out to the concert. she says yes.

So, there is this particular love song,From this moment, with the lyrics "I GIVE MY HAND TO YOU WITH ALL MY HEART, I CANT WAIT TO LIVE MY LIFE WITH YOU I CANT WAIT TO START".When im really into a girl and motivated, there are pretty much no limits to my corny romancing,so I had planned out that at the exact moment of those lyrics I would give her my hand with all my heart,look lovingly into her eyes,lean in, and kiss her.

She looked amazing, dressed to the nines and I was ready. It was going to be so perfect.

20 min into the show, the lights on the stage dim. The song begins to play.I hear the lyrics and I gently place my hand on hers. We sat there for about 30 seconds or so hand in hand and she slowly pulls her hand away, reaches in her purse, pulls out her chap stick and starts to apply it to her lips...

"THAT'S THE SIGNAL" I says to myself, logic being shes getting ready to kiss.

So with the song playing in the background, I take her hand again and lean in to kiss her.

she pulls away, and tells me that she really liked me, but I waited to long to make the move and she just wants to be friends. FRIENDZONED.

There was about 40 min or so left to go in the concert. 40 min of me sitting beside her feeling like a complete and total....well, you know.

ON TOP OF THIS...my mom and my sister were at the show sitting across the floor on the other side of the concert bowl. right inline with our seats. I don't think they saw what happend but as we were going home on the skytrain sure enough who gets on the same train as me and my date?..my mom and my sister. My mom spots us and, with sister in tow, comes over and asks "HI GUYS HOW IS YOU'RE DATE?" and sits with us

35min skytrain ride of THE MOST blinding and Purifying AWKWARDNESS you could ever imagine. A sort of awkward humiliation so intense I could taste it. gawd, could only imagine how she felt

*me and her actually ended up dating for a little while :) and she attended my fathers funeral where we shared a hug and a laugh about the whole thing.

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You didn't even go for the "holy fuck, why did I subject myself to this" compensation sex?
fuck no dude. she'd probably never leave. plus i was attracted to her about as much as i am courtney.
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Regardless, I think I've coined a new tidbit of pure genius: compensation sex.
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Regardless, I think I've coined a new tidbit of pure genius: compensation sex.
nice try.
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fuck no dude. she'd probably never leave. plus i was attracted to her about as much as i am courtney.
Thank fucking god
I attract enough assholes
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Thank fucking god
I attract enough assholes
That's cause you're a piece of shit.
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nice try.
Like any man would really deny that being a great idea.
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That's cause you're a piece of shit.
dude what the fuck ?
do I know you
I really dont think I'm that ugly so thanks for your WANTED opinion
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There's this one ex from years ago that would still message me, text me, email me, etc. professing his love. He ended up moving like down the street from me. He was still very actively trying to pursue me even when he was in a relationship. Even after I told him I was in a relationship or that I had no feelings for him and never, ever, ever, ever will - even when I put him on my ignore lists, somehow he'd get through and let me know about how he'll never love anyone like he loved me and such. He'd get me flowers and shit like that too. Looks like he's finally gotten the clue and stopped trying to contact me.
muahahahahahhaa

when i learnt about that i was shocked and felt more then a little sad for you.
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I just burst out laughing!!!
2nded... i almost choked on my dinner!!

this thread is full of LOLz

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dude what the fuck ?
do I know you
I really dont think I'm that ugly so thanks for your WANTED opinion
yo retard, you call me an asshole, and you expect me not to retaliate.

fuck you're about as dense as lead.
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he also farted during sex on several occasions. :(

when he finally took me on vacation to mexico in hopes of reconciling the long since dead relationship, i wouldnt even sleep in the same bed as him in the hotel. i went as far as to slather my body every night in vaseline which i did because i said my skin was dry but he asked if i did it cause i didnt want him to kiss me.
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I really dont think I'm that ugly so thanks for your WANTED opinion
and where the hell did you get ugly from that comment?
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Like any man would really deny that being a great idea.
that's fine, but it's not your idea, that was my point.
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that's fine, but it's not your idea, that was my point.
If I have seen further, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants... and then sleeping with their women.
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