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actually.... ahh nevermind.
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aside from a couple cases of:
"the beatles?....who?" and "oh where is peru?...is that like in africa?" this one is easily the best: back in HS, I was sat next to this amazing girl who i always noticed and right away we hit it off . flirted up a storm, taking our lunches and breaks together,getting close, the school was talking...it was on. She is a Huge fan, and dead ringer, of shania twian so i ask her out to the concert. she says yes. So, there is this particular love song,From this moment, with the lyrics "I GIVE MY HAND TO YOU WITH ALL MY HEART, I CANT WAIT TO LIVE MY LIFE WITH YOU I CANT WAIT TO START".When im really into a girl and motivated, there are pretty much no limits to my corny romancing,so I had planned out that at the exact moment of those lyrics I would give her my hand with all my heart,look lovingly into her eyes,lean in, and kiss her. She looked amazing, dressed to the nines and I was ready. It was going to be so perfect. 20 min into the show, the lights on the stage dim. The song begins to play.I hear the lyrics and I gently place my hand on hers. We sat there for about 30 seconds or so hand in hand and she slowly pulls her hand away, reaches in her purse, pulls out her chap stick and starts to apply it to her lips... "THAT'S THE SIGNAL" I says to myself, logic being shes getting ready to kiss. So with the song playing in the background, I take her hand again and lean in to kiss her. she pulls away, and tells me that she really liked me, but I waited to long to make the move and she just wants to be friends. FRIENDZONED. There was about 40 min or so left to go in the concert. 40 min of me sitting beside her feeling like a complete and total....well, you know. ON TOP OF THIS...my mom and my sister were at the show sitting across the floor on the other side of the concert bowl. right inline with our seats. I don't think they saw what happend but as we were going home on the skytrain sure enough who gets on the same train as me and my date?..my mom and my sister. My mom spots us and, with sister in tow, comes over and asks "HI GUYS HOW IS YOU'RE DATE?" and sits with us 35min skytrain ride of THE MOST blinding and Purifying AWKWARDNESS you could ever imagine. A sort of awkward humiliation so intense I could taste it. gawd, could only imagine how she felt *me and her actually ended up dating for a little while :) and she attended my fathers funeral where we shared a hug and a laugh about the whole thing. Last edited by Revolver; Nov 26, 08 at 07:04 AM. Reason: spelling
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when i learnt about that i was shocked and felt more then a little sad for you.
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fuck you're about as dense as lead.
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he also farted during sex on several occasions. :(
when he finally took me on vacation to mexico in hopes of reconciling the long since dead relationship, i wouldnt even sleep in the same bed as him in the hotel. i went as far as to slather my body every night in vaseline which i did because i said my skin was dry but he asked if i did it cause i didnt want him to kiss me.
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