Conversation in Hollywood
"So we want to make a movie set in high school. That way all the high school kids will watch it. We'll make a killing."
"Great! Go hire all the most attractive actors and actresses possible!"
"Yeah.. ok.. but there's a problem with that."
"What's that?"
"Well obviously we want to hire super attractive talent or no-one will watch the movie."
"Obviously"
"But if we just make a movie about hot guys and girls and how much awesome fun they have, a fairly large segment of our demographic will.. uh.. hate us."
"I see... seems we're in a bind?.."
"Here's the deal, we need to make our movie satirical. We need to use satire."
"Satire..."
"Yeah, so like our protagonist has an awesome life but she's oblivious to some things that even our most oblivious audience members will understand. That's what makes it "funny".
"Right..."
"..."
".. we still get to use Hayden right?"
"Yup!"
"I'm green lighting this bitch!"
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