Valentines Personals Ads!!!

[*STARFISH*]

yes, i know i started a thread like this in the summer, but hey, i thought it was appropriate for V-DAY so here it is again! :silly:
so copy the format and post a pic! wheeeee~!


name: christine
aka: starfish, eris
icq: 10827025
age: 20
location: burnaby
sex: female
status: sorta single :silly:
height: 5'4"
weight: 115
background: 1/2 japanese, 1/2 chinese
hair: uh...80's punk-ish? think kelly osbourne and pink..dark reddish brown
eyes: brown
religion/belief: none really.. but if i had to choose id say christianity of some sort
job: student, wannabe dj

likes: music, my guitar, spinning, photography, painting, coffee, snowboarding, cartoons, postin on f&k... *L*, WEEZER, the color blue, triscuits

dislikes: mosquitos, ants, spiders, bugs in general, snakes, the cold, the dark, people who are ostinatious, cheaters, liers, warped vinyl, tim's denons, coconuts

personality/flaws: happy, outgoing and shy at the same time, silly, innocent, "square".., likes to make a fool outta myself, quirky, overprotective of friends, doesnt fall in "like/love" easily..but falls hard.. timid, nervous, paranoid worrywort, sacrafices alot--->becomes bitter sometimes..

what i look for:
- males only...
- older, taller, bigger than me
- smart.. preferably college/university, but as long as theyre intellegent thats all that matters..
- personality.. should be sweet and caring.. humor is a must.. sensitive.. crazy, silly.. honest...
- cute.. skater boy/surfer boy...you know light hair, kinda stalky, cute face.. *drools*
- perfer caucasians.. but not a huge deal...
- someone who enjoys my company...

[cheeseburger]

name: Kenneth Grant
aka: ninewells, Kenny, Kenny G, sixcows
icq: 31117997
age: 20
location: Abbotsford
sex: male
status: single
height: 5'5"
weight: 130ish
background: 110% Scottish
hair: darkish brown
eyes: blue
religion/belief: theres a god
job: tech support, wannabe dj

likes: music, dancing, spinning, DISCO, FUNK, photography, paper mache, craft fairs, snowboarding (i wish i could go more), football (u guys call it soccer), being a goof, drinking, timmy hoes, errr i can't think

dislikes: Mazda MX-3 Precidias, chicks that think they're shit hot, closed minded people, dis-honest peeps, hmnn >> not too many, i think i'm pretty easygoing

personality/flaws: I'm a typical gemini... goofy, outgoing, I start tons of projects and never finish them, worrywort, I think someone else should describe me.. i don't know who i am.. LOL


what i look for:
- Females
- under 5'6 ish
- prefer blonde, light browns
- athletic
- A cutiepatutie!!
- fun, outgoing, caring.. al the reg stuff
- loves to dance
- has to love music Espec the funk and disco

[All!e]

name: allison
aka: allie, lj
icq: 41733813
age: 19
location: port coquitlam
sex: female
status: very taken
height: 4'11"&1/2
weight: 105lbs
background: 90% british, rest mut
hair: light brown
eyes: blue
religion/belief: theres a god
job: player (no joke, that is my title)

likes: music, dancing, jason, friends, having fun, dancing yes, i like lots of things

dislikes: rain ... bugs ... annoying drunk people ...

personality/flaws: happy bubble, shy around people i dont know, but sometimes overly outgoing, protective about people i care about, pretty balanced (being a libra n'all) ... yea i dunno


what i look for:
- Females & Males
- any height
- any hair color, and style
- fun
- not looking to "get" with me
- likes to watch movies
- loves to dance
- loves music






i am only looking for friends, but i wanted to post in here tooo!!

[*Jessica*]

name: Jessica
aka: dreamlover, Jessi, Jess, J-Dubs, J-Dawg,
msn:upallnight_02@hotmail.com
age: 16
location: Maple Ridge (no I am not a hick)
sex: female
status: single
height: 5'6"
background: white
hair: long and black with sweeping bangs over my eye
eyes: green
piercings or tattoos: labret and tounge
religion/belief:none
job: i dont have a job, lol......i go to school though

likes: music, hot guys, weekends, hoodies, shopping, partying, FnK(lol), people not from maple ridge, stale gummy bears from the U.S.A, victoria secret perfume

dislikes: clingy people, insects, trance, ICQ, my mom, school, tomatoes, being bored, big dogs, guys that have more hair product in their hair than i do, cheaters, liars, fake people, hairy people, smelly people

personality/flaws: very shy around people i dont know very well unless i'm drunk, happy, funny, sarcastic, impatient, i am a big bitch to people i dont like

what i look for:tall skinny skater guys, not the punky kind but the really hot wanna be thug ones, lol, nice shoes and nice eyes are a must, and they have to be funny. no fat guys please.

i will post a pic later

[starsprite]

name: Jen
aka: Starsprite, J-Gro, Spirit, Niffer(Nif) and so on...
icq: 28413254(but i don't have ICQ on this comp. any more)
MSN: ditz_4ever@hotmail.com
age: 18
location: Coquitlam
sex: female
status: single
height: 5'4"
background: white(Yugoslavian way back!)
hair: blond with lighter blond streaks
eyes: blue
piercings/tattoos: 8 in my ears, belly button, star tattoo on my lower back
religion/belief: none
job: Bootlegger associate and dance instructor..sumtimes!

likes: dancing!!!! cheerleading, music, teaching, children, movies, hanging out, partying, shopping, acting, the internet..um yaaa..

dislikes: spiders, snakes, loud noises/the noise my alarm clock made when i was younger, all the bad ppl in the world(murderers, rapists and so on...), liars and people who are fake.

personality/flaws: outgoing, funny, happy, caring, i tend to over-react sumtimes heh, I always seem to be late wherever i'm going, phone shy until I get to know a person pretty well, um thats about all i can think of..

what i look for:
a guy who's just a bit taller than me
somewhat athletic preferably
likes movies, dancing and music
likes to have fun
has to make me laugh a lot!!

for pics look in the gallery! :)

[Chet]

name: Ryan
aka: Chet, 'O' sauce,
age: 20
location: Abbotsford
sex: male
status: single
height: 6'1
weight: 190
background: white
hair: light brown mullet
eyes: blue
religion/belief: no thanks, I'm trying to quit
job: help desk

likes: music, sports, working out, snowboarding, cartoons, post whoring, parties, traveling, good movies

dislikes: boredom, anything monotonous

personality/flaws: carefree, happy go lucky, goofy, rude, outgoing, loud, sponaniouse, funny, romantic, sketchy at times,
cuddle slut, horny, sexualy frustrated, a little moody

what i look for:
- female
- smart, spontanious, goofy, fun loving, care free, honest,
- personality.. spontanious, goofy, fun loving, care free, honest,
cute, confident, horny, sexy, has a goal in life, likes to travel
doesn't demand my attention or time all the time, loves to cuddle and have sex

[Ragga_Wh0re]

name:Valeriaaaa Annnnnnnn Iraunchy
alias:~*goddessa*~,bambina,queen V,the lastof the ass banditos
locationaaaa:ESURREY
sex:hermaphrodite
status:married but looking
height:7'9
weight:450lbz of loving
NATIONALITYYY:ITALIANA Y FRENCH
hair:curly auburn hair to my glutius maximus
eyes:I have none
religion:SAT GURU IS MY PROTECTION
job:professional ass bandit

likes:young tender ripe sweet smoooooothe girls under the age of 12...same with boys. Scat,beastiality,midgets,fettucini alfredo wit dem shrimps,chianti,b ondage.

dislikes:when they scream for help,when they try to fight,when they say they are going to charge me,when they tell me to stop,when they cry

personality:sarcastic,obnoxious,brutally honest,out going,spontainious,casual,venegful,hyper active,aloof.

what i look for:
-12 years old and under
-smoothe
-tender
-immigrants
-midgets
-kittys,doggys,goat,sheep,horses,donkeys, and rabbits of course

[stabmyhead]

name: stabby
aka: stabmyhead/ninjaneko/ninjanecro
icq: 26966580
age: legal
location: Information is classified
sex: female
status: widowed
height: 5'1
background:
hair: black and pink/red
eyes: two of them.
piercings or tattoos: ears
religion/belief: self.
job: currently unemployed school girl, subject to change.

likes: candy - lots and lots of sugary goodness, eating, "any inanimate object with tiny dark eyes", pugs/sharpeis, fabric, cartoons, comics, robots, video games, staying up late, cosplay (amateaur still), uniforms, photoshop, rpgs, website/graphics/fashion/character design, <3 my wacom tablet, dancing like a fool, pool, conspiracy theories, taking pictures of stupid things and a select group of people I call my friends.

dislikes: drunkards, stoners, not having the computer/internet, blue screen of death, sleep, crowds, people that try to touch my hand when giving/getting change, anything slower than cable, tv, things that take forever to download, bright lights, most 'holidays', pickles, seafood and Pho.

personality/flaws: being human.

what i look for: I don't look, but somehow I find. Other than that, my keys mostly....

[NinjaBoy]

name: Chris
aka: NinjaBoy
icq: 43770680
age: legal
location: Delta
sex: Male
status: Taken
height: 5'11
background:Chinese/German
hair: black
eyes: Brown
piercings or tattoos: None
religion/belief: None
job: Home Depot, lumber department

likes: Comics, Bass guitar, djing, Surf music, Anime, Complaining, Hawaiian music, Cyberpunk, Kevin smith, Music gear, sleeping, my friends, work, cigarettes

dislikes: Drugs, being drunk, drinking, stupid people, stoners, bad drivers, my car.

personality/flaws: Loud, annoying.

what i look for: Already found it.

[stabmyhead]

^ I <3 that picture.

[Kelster]

woah

starfish, i'm 1/2 jap 1/2 chinese too

not too many round, or so it seems

[vinnys_gurl]

name: Kristen
aka: kris, lumpy (don't ask please) , honeybunch
age: 19
location: Chilliwack
sex: female
status: single
height: 5'7
weight: about 125
background: Icelandic
hair: blonde with brown streaks
eyes: greeny blue
religion/belief: in between
job: tech support

likes: music, my cat, dancin!, my bro ( he kicks ass ), snowboarding, long drives in the middle of now where listening to music and singing my ass off.

dislikes: turnips!! :gross: guys who think they are gods gift, guys who think that treating girls like shit is a way of letting them know they like them ( hello grade 3?!?)


what i look for:
- male
- intellegent
- funny (has to get my jokes)
- someone who doesn't have a small town mind
- someone who is not afraid to take risks
- likes travelling
- isn't obsessive (knows that I need me time just like he needs time with his 'boyz')
- someone who values family (cuz mines real important to me)

[yourlilbaby]

name: Jessica
aka: jessy, jess, nala, baby, lil b, yourlilbaby, etc
age: 17
location: Bowen Island
sex: female
status: meh im happy the way i am
height: 5.4"
weight: about 110
background: European (german, french and italian maybe?)
hair: blondish brown
eyes: green
religion/belief: no
job: work at a tanning salon

likes: music, animals, pictures, fnk whoring lol, talk dark and handsome guys with amazing personalities, sushi yummy, parties, beer etc

dislikes: gumbo, sunday nights, lol cocky asshole men (or women lol)


what i look for:
- male
- intellegent
- funny (or at least has a sense of humour)
- preferably caring
-tall, and dark hair
- striking features
- honest and caring

[yourlilbaby]

oh yeah i have my belly button and ears pierced and a tatoo on my right hip :P

[waimea]

name: Julien
msn: waimea_bay@hotmail.com
age: 20
location: Vancouver
sex: Male
status: Single
height: 5'9"
weight: 160
background: mostly english background.
hair: dirty blonde/light brown, not too short, not too long?
eyes: blue
religion/belief: interested in many different religions and belief systems, but don't practice one myself.
job: service advisor at mercedes-benz

likes: music, the ocean, surfing, friends, cars, computers, being outside, having time to myself

dislikes: two faced people, liars, cheaters, working 60 hours a week, refereeing other peoples arguments, stressed out people

personality/flaws: open, caring, respectful, non-judgmental, sometimes impatient and stubborn, shy at times...

what i look for:
- female
- smart, witty
- good sense of humour, likes to joke around, but can also be serious
- confident in herself
- someone who likes music and knows how to have a good time
- Likes to do things spontaneously
- Someone whos down to earth that can have a good conversation and chill with.

[Bitchin]

meh, I'll do this for kicks..

name: J'nette
aka: Jovi, Jovers, Jen, J'netters
icq: 89112991
age: 17
location: Maple Ridge and White Rock
sex: female
status: single
height: 5'8", I think.. but something around there!
weight: 140lbs
background: 1/2 Mexican, 1/4 German and 1/4 Russian
hair: natural medium Brown but I dyed it a redish dark brown
eyes: blue
piercings or tattoos: 5, my ears and my eyebrow
religion/belief: The ghost in my hallway.
job: student

likes: Music, chillin, hats, intelligent conversations, Ol'skool nintendo, sleeping with nicole(if you chose me you may get in on it!) dancing, things that are ghetto, time to myslef, traveling, out going people, languages, anything that fun, diffrent.. just a bunch of stuff..

dislikes: Spiders, blowfish soap dispencer, being single(lol), annoying people, complainers, conceided(sp) people, fake people, most girls, school, people that think they know everything.. even everything about you, though they dont... uh.. when I contadic myself, and a few other things..

personality/flaws: VERY blunt, bitchy, out going, honest, dont trust many poeple, apparently I'm halarious?!, i can be mean, i treat others how I'd wanna be treated.. so you act like an ass to me, I'll act like an ass to you!, impatient sometimes when it comes to important things, caring, I dont judge, stubborn, sarcastic, obnoxious ,spontainious, casual... gee.. a bunch of things..

what i look for:
- males and Nicole
- older, taller, bigger than me
- some one I can have fun with!
- MUST BE HONEST!!!(I want nothing to do with some one that can't be honest and straight forward with me)
- assholish, yet sweet and caring..
uh... if you got all that.. then I'll get more into detail..

[cheeseburger]

Originally posted by yourlilbaby
name: Jessica


job: work at a tanning salon


dislikes: gumbo,


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OMFG

That movie is fucked.


what tanning salon do u work at..maybe my sister knows you

[yourlilbaby]

i work at the bowen tanning salon

[Pegasus]

im only doin this cuz jess made me... :P

name: mike
aka: pegasus, mikey
icq: 17994791
age: 19
location: delta
sex: yes please
status: SINGLE (edit)
height: 6'1"
weight: 175
background: french, english
hair: short brown
eyes: blue
religion/belief:christian, but i dont practice or anything
job: cold beer n wine store :P

likes: music, djing, jungle, d&b, having fun, mary jane, snowboarding, skateboarding, when ppl fall, scary movies, funny movies, fucked up movies, ppl who don't understand the concept of canadian currency, sushi,

dislikes: liars, cheaters, smokers, fakers, umm..... cant think, post more later.

personality/flaws: outgoing, can be silly and can also be serious, sometimes shy, spontaneous, i stick to my plans, sensitive, caring

what i look for:
-females
-good sense of humor, laughs at shitty jokes :)
-long hair
-nice eyes *coughgreencough* *drools*
-nice thighs
-skater-ish, likes to snowboard
-doesnt always have time, but can make it if needed

[*SparkiE*]

name: Nicole
aka: Nick, Harmes,
icq: 121957214
age: 17
location: Maple Ridge
sex: female
status: single
height: 5'5.5"
weight: 130lbs
background:1/2 German, 1/2 Dutch
hair: dark brown
eyes: brown
piercings or tattoos: 7, ears, tongue, navel and nose. Also a chilly willy tattoo on my right ankle on the inside
religion/belief: The ghost in J'nette's hallway.
job: student/pizza hoe

likes: music, shopping, penguins, all things orange, scooby doo, sleeping with j'nette(if you chose me, you just may get in on this action!), travel, languages, things that are intercoursectingly sexcellent!

dislikes: Snakes, being single(lol), annoying people, complainers, conceided(sp) people, fake people, people that think they know everything, dislike being mean to people, except when they deserve it!!!, when people say i have yellow fevah(j'nette & Krista), when j'nette accuses me of plotting schemes with the blowfish....although i was in on it....and yeah....other shite...

personality/flaws: sometimes overly nice(a good and bad thing), can be a bitchy jerk, honest, overly inquizitive, over exagerater,(80 years!!), out going,

what i look for:
- males and j'nette
- older, taller(6'1'' is like perfect, but i'm not too picky),
- some one I can have fun with!!!
- MUST BE HONEST
- have to have good hair, cuz if the hair ain't happening then hell no!
- nice smile
- bright eyed
- generally happy all the time
- someone smart who I can have an intelligent convo with

[Kelster]

i feel like i'm taking crazy pills
but why are people in relationships respoding to this post?!

i thought this was for people looking for a valentine....

[cheeseburger]

Kelster, can u please upload a pic

we have soo much in common

[cheeseburger]

Additional Memo: Thats me in the cockpit

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[Crazy Dave]

name: dave
aka: fuck you, CrazyDave
icq: 8034735
age: old
location: N.Delta
sex: I'm an outty
status: the system is down!
height: 5'10"
weight: 160
background: Scottish
hair: black, needs cut.
eyes: blue/grey
religion/belief:christian, don't go to church, but I know I should
job: Sound, lighting, telmarketing

likes: making music, listening to music, setting up PA systems for music, did I say I like music? Going out for walks, eating out, eating out *hehehe*, InvaderZim, MonthyPython, animie, art, learning about things, computers.

dislikes: Nagging girls! Smelling like smoke after I come out of club, Day3

personality/flaws: I'm kinda and caring for the most part, but I'm very mean to lame people. Easy going, don't take much to heart in this world. I very forgetfull, and late all the time. Awkward around people at times, though not shy once the ice breaks. Too blunt about things some times,

what i look for:
-female
-independent
-loving, caring
-horny
-fun loving
-silly

[c.tard]

ninewells is HAWT!! *rawr* ;)