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T.O. is Fawked Up@!@!
Where to begin?
I arrived in T.O. yesterday morning for my business shin-dig. Did a buncha shite with "colleagues." Bunch of "can't wait to grow up" peeps, thinking they're hotshit. Made a huge ass of myself during my speech. Going on about how my plaque was going to be on the wall beside the pretty girls. How it was heavy, and that it didn't look too cheap. So I did that on their expense to entertain myself and to keep awake. You remember, those ever-lasting assembly during grade school? Yea, its a lot like that, except the context doesn't change for 2 Loooong hours. But, food was delicious, and I bet I gained something like 10lbs over this ordeal. Later, we went out to a club called "My apartment." Remember hearing learn from other's mistakes, so that you won't have to make them yourself? Yea? Its one of those moments. This was the most absolute dog shit place I've ever been to. The attraction of the trolls and dogs to the place was that it had cheap drinks. Anyways, it felt like a school dance with booze. The floors were all sticky from lastnight's spills, and the girls were wearing things 3 sizes lower than what they should, and worst of all, they played Britney Spears and Michael Jackson. umm, yea so who wants to go? That was day 1. Day 2, which I'm currently on, started with a breakfast Marchest (s/p?) and really neat concept restaurant where its like a miny grocery store, with individual stands where they made their own things. Later on, I met up with Sammy, showed me around and hung out. Then..... I went to a D&B night at a club, and.... it was really good. Although, there were a bunch of huge thug looking ppl that frightened me a bit. But that passed at 3 am, so I met some ppl and went over to a TRANCE (barf!) afterhours. Sucked, so I left early and went back to the hotel with some ppl I met. So, thats takes me to where I am right now. In the lobby of the hotel, rambling on so that my goddamn roomservice will start. Haha, this is so lame and boring. What I just wrote that is, but whut can you do? You already read it all! bah ha! David. I want my soda! T.O. is fawked up cuz, its just assbackward and opposite in consideration of our pretty home, Vancouver. |
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T.O isn't fucked up....it's just different. you love parts of it. you hate parts of it. i don't mind it too much. it's just very different.
glad you liked Milanos...the jungle there on sunday nights is always good and sometimes you can catch headliners from the previous night for only 5 dollah. the don't worry...the "thugs" are nice. -s |
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marche...it's a cool restaurant.
essentially it's a restaurant, but there's different sections of the restaurant...like "pasta place"a nd shit...i can't remember the names. but each area has its own name and you go there with this litte peice of paper...i think they call it your passport, and the whole restaurant is set up like a little city. so you travel around and pick up whatever food you want and then they stamp your passport. and then at the end, you take your passport to the cashier and you just pay for what you ate. it's kinda like a big bouffet i suppose. it's kinda pricey though. but lots of fun. |
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hello darling...
sounds like you had a totally horrible time in Toronto! but the thing is that you didn't see the whole thing. The T-Dot has soooo many funky spots that you most often don't see on the first glance. People don't like things that are different, and Toronto is definetly no Vancouver, and vice versa. I suppose being here so long you don't notice the negative things and just get a dig out of the good stuff. Vancouver has it's share of weird shit too -- and that's what makes each city unique. The next time you're in Toronto let me know and I'll have my friend Destiny show you around. You haven't been to Toronto until you've been out with Destiny. The secret is to stay away from the creepy ass mutha fuckers. Then you'll have a good time. Last edited by chat noir; Jan 13, 03 at 04:09 PM. |
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5ive is alright...the guys there are kinda femme, and trashy and they dance like they're on fame. basically it's chat noir's type of scene.
by the way andrew...stop copying my little "-s" sig thing at the bottom of my posts. originality is good *pets you on the head* -s |
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HAHAHAHAHHA we live 2 minutes by foot from it...we live right on Church street. yeah we've been.
some fat old british man tried picking me up. and then we saw some old man on ecstacy dancing like a bird. needless to say...we didn't stay long. |
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pul-ease... if I was copying your sig then I would be putting a "-s" at the end. (couldn't you think of something more clever to say?)
no no no, we went to Stables which is where they hold all the gross scary old men. The Barn is upstairs and that's really good on the weekend -- except for leather night! And the shower party is supposed to be quite a sight! |
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well, I dunno -- usually you're pretty good at comebacks -- are you admitting that I'm right about you being a grandpa crazy, porn freak who has nothing better to do than watch naked men do jumping jacks? I was expecting you to come back with something better than me being unoriginal?
miou le chat noir Last edited by chat noir; Jan 14, 03 at 08:48 PM. |
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grandpa crazy? hmmm...not really. although hot older guys are yummy...ie clean cut 40+ year olds...but not too old
nothing better to do than watch naked men doing jumping jacks? that was just lame, keep trying. although naked men doing jumping jacks ARE fun to watch. porn freak? i suppose. but that would make you one as well. no comebacks needed. i only lash out when needed. it wasn't needed. don't assume you were dissing me ...don't get a big head now... |
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well if you're sooooo tough why don't you do it? huh?
You're just mad 'cause you don't get to work with gay dancers all day! oh, and speaking of original -- how about you stop calling people darling, darling! miou, le chat noir Last edited by chat noir; Jan 15, 03 at 03:54 PM. |
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