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Wedding Announcement!
Ursula & Uraho Sea Monster and Micheleno and Selena Sea Creature and are pleased to announce the marriage Enoch and Melodie Lochness (aka Jessica & Sammy). The wedding is to be held in the baltic sea with close sea creatures and other sea mammals.
A reception will follow at the Vancouver Aquarium for all friends. H20 Dancing and Raunchy Sea Creature Porn will be shown. Please R.S.V.P to "chat noir". |
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wtf...me and melody are brother and sister though.
the cheap bling bling rings that jess and i bought lastnight from the vending machine put green rings around my finger! i'm not satisfied with the quality of them! we payed good money for them too!!! Enoch powah! |
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Jacques Cousteau studied sea monsters and confirmed that they have incestuous mating patterns. Therefore it is perfectly acceptable for you and Melodie to get married and have beautiful little baby sea monsters.
As for the rings -- buying 25 cents rings is like getting a hooker off of Church Street, it winds up being terrible quality and you still wind up getting green rings on your fingers. |