Jan 18, 03
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only in america
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. 
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Jan 18, 03
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NORTH AMERICA WHUT
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Jan 20, 03
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so people in wheelchairs aren't allowed to go to a skating rink?
that one is retarded. so is the one about the bank doors being open and chaining the pens to the counter... because having both door closed will stop robbery. :Peenutt:
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Jan 20, 03
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no cause in the uk and lots of other places they have to buzz you in and out of the bank.
in some london banks also, you actually go into a little area and they scan your body for the dense metal found in guns and such before they let you in. its pretty cool.
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