Jan 24, 03
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how men shower
HOW MEN SHOWER
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo woo sound. 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass. 4. Get in the shower. 5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one). 6. Wash your face. 7. Wash your armpits. 8. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off. 9. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower. 10. Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area. 11. Wash your butt leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar. 12. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner). 13. Make a shampoo Mohawk. 14. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again. 15. Pee (in the shower). 16. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time. 17. Partially dry off. 18. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles, admire wiener size again. 19. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor. 20. Leave bathroom fan and light on. 21. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the woo woo sound again. 22. Throw wet towel on the bed 
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Jan 24, 03
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^ you say it like it was a bad thing
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Jan 24, 03
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that is so funny..and so true.......my ex was so like that
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Jan 25, 03
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That is me! no if and or buts about it!
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Jan 26, 03
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muah hahaha! true true. gotta love the odd behaviours of men. wait no ya don't
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Jan 29, 03
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Yes they totally do that...
and because they NEVEr clean the bathtub..ever notice how there is a black rim around it and its totally gewy and gross? Ughh...I never have that when I lived alone...well I live alone now..but when I lived with my BF...ughhh or any guy that I have lived with. I even once had a roomate years ago who would get the bathrub so black..me and my bf were like ..wtf..how can he be so dirty? So he asked him about it..and he said he doesn't use soap b/c it makes his skin dry. EWWW I was so grossed out. btw: Im not implying ALL guys do this...
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Jan 30, 03
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Jan 30, 03
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wooowoo
my boy doesn't do this... but thats probably just another one of the reasons I adore him so much :P I really hope by the time i'm married my husband doesnt laugh at his fars and make shampoo mohawks :014:
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Jan 30, 03
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^^he does these things when you're not around.
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Feb 01, 03
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