smashing things as a job

[specialkonrd]

coolest day at work ever
boss gives me and a friend a crowbar and a cordless drill. Leads us to this storage room, and its full of all these desks. He tells us to smash them. Apparently, they need to room. And guess what? the government is paying $17 of your tax dollars per hour for our services :) Of course im not gettin paid that since theres some middle men.

But hey, im getting paid to smash things with a fuckign crowbar. Im looking FORWARD to work since i have 2 or 3 days left of this.

[Jrin]

And guess what? the government is paying $17 of your tax dollars per hour for our services

I wanna join in and get paid to smash stuff :c-tard:

[specialkonrd]

That building is terrible man. They have these plumbers, some of them are making $52 (yes, fifty-two) an hour. Sure some stuff leaks, but from what i was told if they find somethign leakign they'll put a bucket under it and call some other plumbers haha

[Jrin]

No plumber wrench for me. When I get up there, just get me a work permit and a sledgehammer and I'm all set.

hahaha :smoke1:

[Bitchin]

No wonder you got that job Konrad.... You don't need brains for it! :moon: :PartEkid: :c-tard:

[specialkonrd]

no brains eh?
u think its that easy?? over 2 days we developed many techniques
if it wont coem apart from unscrewing, crowbaring, and kicking, we pick it up over our heads and drop it
usually smashes. Thats how i smash desk drawers too
i throw them in the air and when they land they're all in pieces.

[c.tard]

Oh yes, because we all know only geniuses are capable of figuring all that out.

[stringbeans]

Originally posted by specialkonrd:
no brains eh?
u think its that easy?? over 2 days we developed many techniques
if it wont coem apart from unscrewing, crowbaring, and kicking, we pick it up over our heads and drop it
usually smashes. Thats how i smash desk drawers too
i throw them in the air and when they land they're all in pieces.

reminds me of that seen from zoolander where they're trying to break into the mac

OOOOO OOO EE EEEE EEEEE!!!

john
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[tru_azn_69]

where'z the applications?