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jokes.........
Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
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A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
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Q. What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A. Spitting, swallowing and gargling
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Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
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Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.
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Q. When is a pixie not a pixie?
A. When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin.'
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Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a "quickie," only you do it yourself.
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Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse?
A. The one with the dirty knees.
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Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
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Q. Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A. Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapour-lock.
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