Comebacks For Cheesy Pickup Lines

[ƒORM]

Cinto, it had to be done :y:

CheesyMan: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

CheesyMan: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

CheesyMan: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit
down."

CheesyMan: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

CheesyMan: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

CheesyMan: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

CheesyMan: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"


CheesyMan: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

CheesyMan: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

CheesyMan: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

CheesyMan: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

CheesyMan: "I'd do anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

[MistressSpankME]

hahaha thats great. I'm going to have to take note of a few of those. They're a little more intelligent and classy than just bitch slapping the fucker.

[strawberr_E]

seen it befire but i still think they're funny!

[cyberdog]

Also...

CheesyMan: "What's your sign?"
Woman: "Stop!"

[Miss T]

haha, those are good!

you never know when those will come in handy!!! :)

[Liqwid]

i luv it!

[sweet~kandy]

Originally posted by ~fORM®

CheesyMan: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Hehehehe I like ths one

[tru_azn_69]

Originally posted by strawberr_E
seen it befire but i still think they're funny!

tru dat

[JoNeSie]

If I got one of those comebacks, I think I'd piss myself laughing. Maybe I should learn some of those lines just so that I could get those responses every now and then.

[ice]

LMAO! Lex! Is that your personal experience with those lines? C'mon you can tell us. We won't laugh so hard. :P

[miss.myra]

Eh, nothing works better than the blank, unblinking stare of death in response.


At least in my experience.

[JoNeSie]

^^^ that't too generic and not very witty. It may be effective, but then again, are you looking for an A+ or just a C-

[Jrock]

Honest Pick up line: " Do you want to dance?"

Woman: "Yah, but not with you!"

Comeback: "Huh? I said you look fat in those pants!"

[prozac]

"what's your sign?"

"No Parking. Fuck Off."

(I actually saw that one used.)