Dennis Miller Defends the US

[jmzD]

As I was reading the paper recently, I was reminded of the best advice someone ever gave me. He told me about the KISS method ("Keep it Simple, Stupid"). So, with this as a theme, I'd like to apply this theory for those who don't quite get it. My hope is that we can simplify things a bit and recognize a few important facts.

Here are 10 things to consider when voicing an opinion on this important issue:

1) President Bush and Saddam Hussein.....Hussein is the bad guy.

2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing, keep
this in mind. They have Libya heading the Committee on Human Rights and
Iraq heading the Global Disarmament Committee. Do your own math here.

3) If you use Google Search and type in "French Military Victories,"
your reply will be "Did you mean French Military Defeats?"

4) If your only anti-war slogan is "No war for oil," sue your school
district for allowing you to slip through the cracks and robbing you of
the education you deserve.

5) Saddam and Bin Laden will not seek United Nations approval before
they try to kill us.

6) Despite what some seem to believe, Martin Sheen is NOT the
President. He plays one on T.V.

7) Even if you are anti-war, you are still an "Infidel" and Bin Laden
wants you dead, too.

8) If you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy," but not in the
danger that Hussein poses, quit hanging out with the Dell computer
dude.

9) We are not trying to liberate them.

10) Whether you are for military action, or against it, our young men and women overseas are fighting for us to defend our right to speak out. We all need to support them without reservation.

[dfltr]

dear dennis miller,

1) they're both bad guys.

2) the U.N. has resolved over 170 international conflicts and organized more than 40 peacekeeping missions. they also spend 800 million a year on educating and feeding the children of the world. irrelevant THIS you yank fucks.

3) notable french military victory: saving the new world from the british.

4) our anti-war slogan is "no fucking killing people". period. the rest is tertiary.

5) just like the USA didn't seek UN approval before trying to kill them. see point #1 for reference.

6) when hollywood is smarter than the president, you know you have a problem.

7) redundant. see point #1.

8) again, redundant. see point #1

9) ...and that's exactly why we're not supporting you.

10) any asshole can pick up a gun. heroes lay them down.

[Cdn_Brdr]

^Well fucking said my man!!!!!!

Couldn't have said it any better myself.

[SEAN!]

dennis miller has made a career of being a loud mouth idiot, this shouldn't surprise anyone.

[dfltr]

i usually think of Miller as the good Dennis. with that rant though he's treading into Leary's usual territory. hopefully he'll get over it soon and go back to being his old name-dropping, reference-for-the-sake-of-referencing self.