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Ode to the -non- vegetarians!
Song for all the meat eaterz~! sang this 2 my sis when she tried to convert me to a vegetarian...
Say "Ten" - RBF ---------------- She’s not eatin’ bacon, not eatin’ sausage And she wont eat eggs, not eatin’ chicken Not eatin’ turkey, she won’t have a steak But I just can’t help feelin’ sorry For this poor little lettuce head You know, I can’t stop cryin’ cause I Know this broccoli’s dead Vegetarian, I’m not a vegetarian, vegetarian… she’s a Poor little cow, little sheep, little fish How can I sleep? When carrots are bleedin’ Plants are screamin’ and tomatoes cry You say "It’s not so bad, they’re only "Vegetables", that’s what you said Maybe I’m a murderer, but I’m hungry And they’re better off dead Save a plant, eat a cow I want beef, I want it now! I’m gonna eat it cause it’s red! I’m gonna eat it cause it’s dead! Maybe I should eat it raw let the Blood run down my jaw I’d eat people if it was legal I’d eat people if it was legal! *nibbles* umm... tasty ;) ~breezy |