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Tell Me a Joke
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So a girl goes to se a doctor and the doctor examines her and says. "you have breast cancer" shes says "i want a second opinion" the doctor says "okay, your ugly to"
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first reaction: LMFAO
second reaction: ppo grrl! :(
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^LOL
A hunter from the states has just finished hunting and he decides to go to a local pub in a small town up north. Being all proud, he starts commenting on his hunting. The Hunter says: "I must of kill every species of bear up here" Just then an Indian leans over and says: "Na ah, you haven't kill the Great White Bear of The Great North" Hunter says: "Where do I find this Bear you speak of?" Indian says: "Just 2 miles north of here on the tallest hill side" So the American hunter packs his things and head towards the bear, 2 miles later he spots it. He was overwhelmed by its size and started frothing at the mouth before finally linning up the shot. He takes the shot and runs up the hill, and the bear isn't there. Hunter: "I know i shot this thing, where the hell is it?" Just then the bear taps him on the shoulder and says: "Heres how it works, you bend over and let me fuck you up the ass, or I'll kill you." The hunter doesn't want to die so he bends over. The next day the hunter comes back with a big elephant gun, and shots the bear again. He runs to the top of the hill and the bear isn't there again. Hunter; "I know i shot this thing, what the fuck!" Bear taps him on the shoulder and the hunter bends over. Then next day the hunter comes back with a rocket launcher and blows the whole hill side up. Hunter runs back up to the hill, and to his surprise the bear isn't there again, Hunter: "What the fawk, i know i killed this thing, this isn't possible" The bear taps him on the shoulder and says "Your not up here for the hunting are you?"
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damn that was a long one, my fingers hurt
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any others?
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that would have been funny if you would have left out the breast cancer part :( should have been something else. gah...
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A guy starts a new job, and his boss says, “If you marry my daughter, I’ll make you a partner and give you a $1 million salary.”
The guy’s puzzled, until he sees a picture of the girl—she’s hideous. But he accepts, figuring the money’s worth it, and they get married. A year later the guy’s up on a ladder hanging a picture and yells to his wife, “Bring me my hammer.” She mumbles, “Get the hammer, get the hammer,” and grudgingly fetches the hammer. The guy says, “Hand me the nails.” She mumbles, “Get me some nails, get me some nails,” and does so. The guy starts hammering, hits his thumb, and yells, “Ow! Fuck me!” She shuffles off, mumbling, “Get the bag, get the bag…”
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