>60 Things NOT To Say to a Naked Guy

[BB_YungYung]

>1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
>2. Ahh, it's cute.
>3. Who circumcised you?
>4. Why don't we just cuddle?
>5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
>6. It's more fun to look at.
>7. Make it dance.
>8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
>9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
>10. It looks like a night crawler.
>11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
>12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
>13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
>14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
>15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
>16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
>17. Oh no, a flash headache.
>18. (giggle and point)
>19. Can I be honest with you?
>20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
>21. Let me go get my tweezers.
>22. How sweet, you brought incense.
>23. This explains your car.
>24. You must be a growing boy.
>25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
>26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
>27. Are you one of those pygmies?
>28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
>29. Every heard of clearasil?
>30. All right, a treasure hunt!
>31. I didn't know they came that small.
>32. Why is God punishing you?
>33. At least this won't take long.
>34. I never saw one like that before.
>35. What do you call this?
>36. But it still works, right?
>37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
>38. It looks so unused.
>39. Do you take steroids?
>40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
>41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
>42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
>43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
>44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
>45. Aww, it's hiding.
>46. Are you cold?
>47. If you get me real drunk first.
>48. Is that an optical illusion?
>49. What is that?
>50. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
>51. Were you neutered?
>52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
>53. Does it come with an air pump?
>54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on
>personality.
>55. Where are the puppet strings?
>56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
>57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
>58. Never mind, why bother.
>59. Is that a second belly button?
>60. Where's the rest of it?

[babyboy]

Some Of Those You Should Never Say HaHa

[Cowboy]

i bet over half of those have been said by my friends gf...well at least not to his face...ahhh...waht a bitch sometimes...

corrie

[starburst]

i like the "i'll go get the ketchup for your french fry" best!!

heehee!...who's ever girlfriend came up with that one, or any of them for that matter......
POOR GUY!!!!
*giggles*
here...i'll put a little sad face for him!...:014: :040:

[victor h.]

hahaha i remember what c-tard said once

smoking causes erectial disfunction [sp?]

ahaha "Aww, it's hiding."

lol

[Sassy Pants]

OMG some of those 4 so funny yet disturbing.....HMMMMMMM....

[sNyx]

number 11 the best

[dragon boi]

8 , 20, 57
funny shit