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Old May 23, 03
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Sex with monkey's

Once upon a time in a far away land there was a man who's thoughts were perverse, his sexual inundation caused him to search for the fastest means in which his lust could be dispersed.
He searched the land for a woman who's orientation matched his own, no need for a relationship sex was every matter of his being, this is how he wound up on his own. Now alone what could he do but turn to the bushes to release his essence, in his yearning to procreate he never did masterbate. Off to the woods this man did go, until across his path a mammal hath past, chimpanzee, ape or monkey no one know's but he did catch it and this is how the story goes. With a mind tainted like any indignantly horny man he turned his wrath of procreation loose on god's poor creation not knowing as the man was going that a cross polynation of diseased infestation would jump the evolutionary lines. As the man did finish and release his essence he knew no man could ever know of this abomination. Fact or fiction this is the illusion of mysticism behind a syndrome neither you nor I can afford to ignore, ammuno indificieny syndrome shall be around forever more.
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Old May 27, 03
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Brass monkey,
that funky monkey!!!
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Old May 28, 03
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^ Brass monkey, that funkey monkey junky...

Beastie boy's kick ass.. License to 'ill :)
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Old Jun 01, 03
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hahah nice 1
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Old Jun 02, 03
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hey.. where did you find that story about me..? :finger:
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Old Jun 03, 03
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^^ lol

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