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Jul 03, 03
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I am cold...Will you be my personal heater!
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Jul 07, 03
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I ain't that ***** trying to holla cause I want some head
I'm that ***** trying to holla cause I want some bread I could care less how she perform when she in the bed Bitch hit that track, catch a date, and come and pay the kid Look baby this is simple, you can't see You fucking with me, you fucking with a P-I-M-P R35P3C7
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Jul 07, 03
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"have you ever had an english kiss before?"
"im locked out of my place... (brings out puppy eyes) think I could stay at yours for the night?" "so you want to go back to my place for a root?" and this ones for ryan... "So... .... So how about a blow job?"
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Jul 07, 03
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what has 2 thumbs and likes blowjobs... ME!!
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Jul 09, 03
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but I have yet to try it one that actually worked was wanna trade some sex for some........sex?
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Jul 10, 03
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How about
"Are you an astronaut?" "No why?" "Because those pants are outta this world!" or as my drunken friend Dave likes to say "Nice pants, Astronaut!" bahahahaa
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Jul 13, 03
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Pick up lines for everyone
Excuse me, Have I fucked you yet? Would you like to see my circumcision scar? I have a two minute recovery time. Didn't I do your sister? Hey baby, how about a Pizza and a Fuck? ... What's up? Don't you like pizza? Hi My name is Justin, how do you like me so far? Gesture with your finger for her to "come here"... When she gets to you, ask " Do you always come when someone fingers you?" Are you as good as your mother? I'd like to tickle your belly button, from the inside... I cum in 5 seconds, you won't even know I was there. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up! They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see my-self in your pants. Fuck me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen? With one touch I could make you make sounds which only a dog would hear! Yo. You'll do. Pardon me, but I am writing a phone Book - can I have your number? You Look So innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat. Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and talk to me! Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? My place.....Eight o'clock......bring a friend. I couldn't help myself. They were so big and round and beautiful, I just had to touch them! Then she started screaming "My eyes!, My eyes!" and ruined the mood. Those are some nice jeans you have on. Ya think I can talk you out of them? Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway? That dress is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd "becoming" too. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. Nice tits. Mind if I feel them? I love every bone in your body - especially mine. Do you want to see something swell? Drop 'em! NOW, BITCH! If I followed you home, would you keep me? Wanna fuck like bunnies? Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!? Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. So....How am I doin'? I wanna floss with your pubic hair. Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you." A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?" What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag! Beauty is only a light switch away... Well hello there! How you screwin; glad to eat ya! Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. I'm gonna rape you! Just kidding, what's your name? Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.
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Jul 18, 03
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My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
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Jul 18, 03
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I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight?-
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Jul 18, 03
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Had this one used on me:
"Do you get many speeding tickets?" "No...Why?" "Cause you've got fine written all over you" And his buddy used this one on my best friend: "Are you from Tennessee?" "No...Why?" "Cause your're the only 10 I see!"
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Jul 18, 03
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Had this one used on me:
"Do you get many speeding tickets?" "No...Why?" "Cause you've got fine written all over you" And his buddy used this one on my best friend: "Are you from Tennessee?" "No...Why?" "Cause your're the only 10 I see!"
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