Jun 07, 03
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Yo Mama Jokes!
Okay remember back in the days people this used to be cool,to diss on ur friends mama! well lets make a come back with sum of those jokes u do remember and have a laugh! I know sum or corny but meh what isnt these days?
Yo mama's so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out. Yo mama's so fat when she wore a red shirt people yelled,"koolaid." Yo mama's so fat,when it rains she uses the highway as a slip and slide. Yo mama's so fat,I tried to swirve around her..and ran outta gas. Yo mama's so nasty she brings the crabs to the beach. Yo mams's so poor,u walk thou her front door and trip over the back fence. Anymore u can think of?? 
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Jun 07, 03
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P.s. no offence to anyones mama here!
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Jun 08, 03
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Lol ^^ thats funny! your mama's so nasty when she spits it comes out butter
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Jun 08, 03
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holy, crap....i haven't posted on this site for like 2 years, but here's a whole bunch, that are kinda funny:
- Yo mama's soo old that when I told her to act her age , she died :tounge1: -Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way. -Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week. -Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor. -Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts. -Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts. -Yo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway. :kam: -Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks. -Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil. -Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters. -Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu. -Yo mama's so fat, her car is made of spandex. -Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. -Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat -Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years. -Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer. -Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change. -Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. -Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck. -Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change gears. -Yo mama's so fat, she has to use sleeping bags for tube socks -Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks. -Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets -Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. -Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. -Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out. -Yo mama's so fat, she uses a kiddie slide for a shoe horn. -Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad. -Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections. -Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.
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Jun 09, 03
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-Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
-Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her. -Yo mama's so fat, she's taller lying down. -Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real. -Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door. -Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy. -Yo mama's so fat, we're inside her right now.  -Yo mama's so fat, when she fart the whole planet came out. -Yo mama's so fat, when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. -Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!" -Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her a dinosaur. -Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints. -Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster. -Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor. -Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white. -Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. -Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. -Yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket. -Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop. -Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. -Yo mama's so stupid, she fell up the stairs -Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job. -Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept. -Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person. -Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen -Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends! -Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night. -Yo mama's so ugly, I can't even make a joke out of it. -Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween. -Yo mama's so ugly, she can't even bare the thought of fucking herself. -Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup. -Yo mama's so ugly, she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex. -Yo mama's so ugly, that when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot. -Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks. -Yo mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies. -yo mamma so short she can do cartwheels under the bed -yo mama so ugly, she needs a prescription to go out with somebody!! -Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker. -Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
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Jun 09, 03
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Hahaha these all crack me up...I can't remember any of these jokes cause it was sooooo long ago that I ever used them or heard any of them...
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Jun 09, 03
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i used to know a lot more, but it's been a while..ahhh the good old days, when they weren't just jokes, but also insults .....somebody should write a fuckin book of yo mama jokes........
they probably have though i'd like to read that shit :moon:
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Jun 17, 03
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lol i dont know why i always remember this one.
yo momas so poor she couldnt afford to pay attention lol soooo lame.
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Jun 22, 03
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^ hahahaha! Your mamas so fat when she fell in love...she got stuck! lol
Your mama's so fat she needs a watch for every time zone shes in. Your mama's so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles poped out. Your mama's so fat..when she wore a melcome X teeshirt,helacopters tried to land on her!
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Jun 22, 03
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^ Nice one! hahah
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Jun 23, 03
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Your mama's so fat..I she rolled over twice and I was stillon the bitch! lol! aww thats mean
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