see you at magic mountain

[djpressure]

to any of you who even remember me (i've been gone for so long... moved to calgary for the summer)... make sure you get your asses out to magic mountain this weekend and support one of vancouver longest running parties - magic mountain.

if anyone wants to see me play... i'll be on the main stage at 9:30.....

I'm bringing 3 cows and one bull to fuck the shit out of them on stage during my set. Calgary style.

..much love. power to the people.
..jordan willms (dj pressure)
..www.samplecity.net

[Serotonin]

sloppy seconds on the bull?
j/k
:009:

[djpressure]

obiously.

it's all about passing around the cows after the bulls done with them. for those who don't know here's why:

cow fucking f.a.q:

1) Why is it easier to screw cows after the bulls have fucked em?

answer: Bull's fuck really hard, to the point where it makes the cow pass out. You then can fuck the cow, using the bull's semen as a natural lubricant to make your cow-fucking experience a little more enjoyable.

You have to do it onstage though.

no vaseline.

..cow selectah!
..jordan.

[Clayton.]

That was a good set from what i remember.

[baby-phat]

Damn you Clay! I saw this thread and started to get all excited, only to find out that it's a really old thread. :(
I miss Magic Mountain- always some wicked fun times!

[ebbomega]

I was wondering about this thread... When the fuck was the last time they threw a magic mountain?

[Pennywise]

summer 2002.

Magic Mountian 6.

[stimulant j]

oohh the memories..

quite possibly the best outdoor party ever.

I can still picture Groovrobber rockin out that last set on the mainstage.

[Clayton.]

Good times for sure.^^


That's when i could still party till the early morning hours.

[tBl0w]

i think ET should do a comeback show, all it takes is one...

[baby-phat]

^ omg yes!
I only wish there would be another. I miss their parties sooo eff-ing much!

[Erin]

I loved MM5... Sooooo much fun!!! :)

[RiceDumpling]

^ was MM5 with DJ Swamp, I remember his set was off the hook!

[Erin]

I snuck into that party. So much fun!! Dig Dug was great! I got his cd there... I listened to that thing for like 5 months non-stop. :)