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Jul 13, 01
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Something to be proud of
I came across this via e-mail and I deemed it worthy of a post. A couple revisions were made by yours truly(cream soda, ketchup chips, ZED not ZEE) and now I feel that it is complete. So here it is.
Don't be afraid to cry tears of joy. I can't wait till the guys on CamaroZ28.com see this.:063: 1. Smarties 2. Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp 3. Ketchup chips 4. Our Cream Soda is pink 5. The size of our footballs fields and one less Down 6. Baseball is Canadian 7. Lacrosse is Canadian 8. Hockey is Canadian 9. Basketball is Canadian 10. Apple pie is Canadian 11. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass 13. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass. 14. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it... and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied ... Go figure... 15. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. 16. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. 17. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour. 18. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up just in time to get caught. 19. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on. 20. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company. 21. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. 22. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo. 23. We don't marry our kin-folk. 24. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year 25. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it. 26. It's pronounced "ZED," not "ZEE" BUT MOST IMPORTANT! 27. ....the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on! Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day. -Dwight:Somatic: 
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We also know what a caboose is.
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haha sweet!
its ABOOT not ABOUT its ROOF not RUFF we say thank you instead of "uh-huh" -adam
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Jul 14, 01
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our nation has some of the best BUD IN THE WORLD
we don't make inferior products. and we aren't SUPER lazy. just like how the americans decided to PAINT the white hour instead of totally repair it. :Peenutt:
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