Learn Chinese in 2 minutes

[Jrock]

A friend of mine sent me this, probably been done before but hey, it's funny to me.

(My friend and I are both Asian or part, so it's not racist :toasted: )

Learn Chinese in 2 minutes...(READ OUT LOUD with a
Chinese accent)


1) That's not right ............................ Sum
Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.................Hu Yu
Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP.................................. Kum
Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man .................................. Dum
Fuk

5) Small Horse ................................. Tai
Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? .....................Wai
Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table ...........Ai Bang Mai
Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift .................Chin
Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here .......................Wao
So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ............Wai Yu
Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone .....................No
Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ..... Wai
Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight ........................Lei
Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ................Wa
Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive .................Yu
Stin Ki Pu

16) Great .......................................F a
Kin Su Pahrt

[Moon]

hahahahahhaha

thats hillarious

[Erica]

:hehe:

[Anjew]

:keebler:

[Short-ee]

Haha, my favourite is the "fa kin su pah" one!

[krisamata]

i love the tiny pony one.

[Bitchin]

HAHAHA
nice jay!

[TANTRIC]

HAHAHA NICE

[r@V3r_rAy]

:tounge1:

[justa~gurl]

Originally posted by krisamata
i love the tiny pony one.

now we can speak japanese AND chinese!

[Bitchin]

Originally posted by justa~gurl


now we can speak japanese AND chinese!

o my gawd!!!

I TOTALY FORGOT ABOUT TAHT!!!!

[oFFseT]

hahaha oh my

[krisamata]

Originally posted by justa~gurl


now we can speak japanese AND chinese!

yes but not while driving.


we only speak english when we drive

[justa~gurl]

yes... surviving is a good thing

[craz_e_blossom]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[lildonkey]

I didn't really find that funny at all.... and i am the kind of guy that laughs at a lot of stuff and very easily.... eek...

[Jrock]

Oh well... you win some you loose some.

All i have to say is... kiss my ass :moon:

[Skitzo_Style]

ya, and mine too, bitch!!! :moon:

DUDE!!! that was fucking hilarious

hamburger for 39 CENT!!!!! at mcdonalds, BA- BEE!!!!!

[Jrock]

And I, wish it was wednesday... so I can get a hamberger for..... 29 CENTS at McDonalds BA-BEE!!