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50 things guys wish girls knew...
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50 things guys wish girls knew...... 1. If you want to cuddle after sex go buy a teddy bear. 2. Swallow. Don't start the race if you ain't gonna finish it. 3. While giving a hand job please remove all rings from your fingers, they hurt really bad. 4. Shave your shit. Seriously, shave it bald. 5. Remember that a little blood never hurt nobody. 6. There is no such thing as a fat, ugly, blow job. 7. If you ask us to any sort of dance that requires that we wear a tie, we expect a sexual favor in return. 8. If you used a vibrator and let us watch it might be the greatest moment of our life. 9. If you wonder why we will not eat you out it is most likely because; it stinks, its hairy, or it stinks and its hairy. 10. You masturbate and we know it. When you do it just let us watch. 11. Birth control is the best invention ever. Start poppin those bitches. 12. Just cause we call you when we are drunk does not mean that we like you. It means that we need some ass. 13. Guys night out means guys night out. It doesn't mean that you and your friends meet us at the bar later. 14. If you wonder why your ass looks fat in those tight pants its because you have a fat ass. 15. If you are with us and you start to cry for any reason just get up and leave. 16. Don't think that we don't know that after we take you out and you order a salad to make us think you eat healthy that you go home and order pizza with your fat friends. 17. Once again, seriously shave your shit. 18. Just cause you get our dick one night, does not give you any right to get it the next. 19. If we drink too much, we do not need someone to hold our hair back and act like our babysitter. We have puked before and know how to handle it. 20. After we are through with you, do not expect to make us jealous by fucking our friends. We really don't care what you do. 21. If we cheat on you and you never find out about it, then its not cheating. 22. If we cheat on you and you do find out, at least it wasn't with one of your friends. 23. Swallow(just in case you forgot #2 already). 24. We don't have a problem with watching chick flicks as long as we get in your pants after. 25. Never under any circumstance take a shit while you are around us or fart. Just thinking about it makes us sick. 26. While giving us head don't be afraid to fondle our testicles, they don't bite. 27. If you are gonna jerk us off aim properly, a nut can irritate your eye. 28. Always remember that men are the superior sex and back in the day you had to ask us if you could speak. 29. If we're about to have sex and we decline because we don't have a rubber its not because we're scared we're gonna get you pregnant, its that we're scared we're gonna catch something from your dirty skank ass. 30. If you swallow like you should, do not expect us to kiss you after. Sorry that's just the way it is. 31. I don't care if you do have a flavored condom, you just don't give a blow job with a condom on. Would you like us to eat you out with a dental damn?? I didn't think so. 32. If we're doing it doggy style there is no reason to turn around and look at us, we're focused on your ass cheeks and that slapping sound. 33. Blood stains on our bed sheets come off with cold water, so make sure you scrub them thoroughly before leaving. 34. When we go down on you to munch on your rug and we instantly start sucking on the inner thighs rather than the clit, its because your clit smells like a dead trout. 35. If you let us donkey punch you we will owe you for life. 36. Just cause we have sex with you when we are drunk does not mean that you are pretty or that we like you. It means that you were our only choice. 37. If we dance with you for more than 15 minutes at a bar we expect you to come home with us. 38. If you think that you are ugly, we probably do too. 39. Don't count on us saying we love you, its just not going to happen. 40. If for some reason we do say we love you its only because we want to have sex immediately after we say it. 41. Just cause you have our phone number doesn't mean we want you to call us. If we want to talk then we will call you. 42. If you invite us over to watch a movie it would be awesome if we watched a porn instead of a movie. 43. If you can't dance then you most likely suck in bed. So stop trying to dance and start having more sex. 44. Hmmmmm......girls in thongs.......yummmmmmmmmm 45. If you are fat the only way you are going to get anywhere in life is to give great blow jobs. Sorry that's just the way it is. 46. A sure way to keep a guy around for awhile is to have anal sex with him. We can't put into words how it feels. 47. You don't have to ask our permission to make out with another chick. Just do it but make sure we are there to watch. 48. In case you didn't read #4 and #17 let me repeat...Shave your shit! 49. Guys don't have sex or make love, we fuck. 50. You can impress us if you can swallow our entire load without dripping or wiping your mouth afterwards. 
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its fucking pathetic and a waste of my time
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Jun 14, 03
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heres for the ladies (off another board...)
50 things women wish boys knew...... 1. The only reason we try to cuddle you is to help you get over your insecurities in your penis size. 2. Don't start the race if you ain't gonna finish it, same applies when you eat pussy. 3. Before playing with our kitties with your hands please wash your fucking hands you disgusting pig, this includes scrubing those nasty ass fingernails that you need to cut. 4. Shave your shit. Seriously, shave it bald. 5. Remember that a little blood never hurt nobody. Bon-Jour! 6. There is a such thing as a fat, ugly, man. 7. If you ask us to sit with any of your disgusting pig friends and watch some retarded ass sport while having to listen to belching and farting contests, we expect that you eat our pussy and ass out in return. 8. If I used a vibrator and let you watch it might be the only time you "really" see me cum. 9. If you wonder why we will not suck your cock it is most likely because; your balls stink or you havent showered. 10. You masturbate and we know it. When you do it just make sure its in the shower so it goes down the drain and we don't have to deal with it 11. Birth control pills are a pain in the ass to take every day, Why dont you get a vesectomy. 12. Just cause we call you when we are drunk does not mean that we like you. It means that we need some ass. 13. Girls night out means Girls night out. It doesn't mean that you are going to get to watch us have a female orgy when we have gotten ourselves drunk. 14. If you wonder why you dont fill those jeans right , its becasue your dick is extremely small. 15. If you are with us and you start to drink and get annoying for any reason please get in your car and drive into a tree. 16. We eat salad when we go out with you because we know if we were to order anymore your broke ass would be asking us to borrow money, when we could spend that money eating pizza with our girlfriends after we have gotten drunk with them and had our orgy. 17. Once again, seriously shave your shit. 18. Just cause you get our ass one night, does not give you any right to get it the next. 19. If we drink too much, we do not need someone to hold our hair back and act like our babysitter. We have puked before and know how to handle it. 20. After we are through with you, do not expect to make us jealous by fucking our friends. We really don't care what you do. 21. If you cheat on us, we will find out, oh yes we will find out. 22. If you cheat on us with one of my friends we do reserve the right to beat the fucking shit outta both of you after we destroy your car. 23. Get over your ego, your not really that great , really. 24. We don't have a problem with watching lesbian porno as long as you eat our pussys afterward. 25. Never under any circumstance fart under the sheets and pull the sheets up over our heads to smother us in your stink. Its just not funny. 26. While giving us head don't be afraid to finger our pussies, if you try really hard you might just hit that G-spot. 27. If you are gonna jerk off on us aim properly, a nut can irritate our eyes. 28. Always remember that we really dont need you , theres enough sperm in sperm banks where we could totally get by in life with out men, Battery opperated boyfriends and each other will be all we need , shit at this rate we could completely be self sufficent with out your asses, really at least war would be a thing of the past , you dumb fucks. 29. If we're about to have sex and we decline because you don't have a rubber its not because we're scared we're gonna get pregnant, its that we're scared we're gonna catch something from your disgusting pig ass. 30. If you swallow like you should, do not expect us to kiss you after. Sorry that's just the way it is. LOL Most men will say that line but all us women know dam well thats not the truth..... 31. I'm sorry this one was just plain GAY. 32. God bless doggy style , at least that way we can successfully masterbate so that we may cum too. 33. Blood stains on your beard come off with washing your face, the ole "flavor savoir" line will not work with that one. 34. When we go down on you to suck on your cock and we instantly start sucking on the inner thighs rather than deep throating your cock, its because your balls smell like a gym sock 35. Again this was too gay for me to even bother with. 36. Just cause we have sex with you when we are drunk does not mean that you are handsom or we think you are funny. It means acoholic drinks inpair vision and rational thought. 37. If we dance with you for more than 15 minutes at a club feel lucky and leave it at that because I'm going home with the DJ. 38. If you think that you are ugly, we probably do too. 39. We know your lying when you say "I Love you" fact is we dont care. 40. If for some reason we do say we love you its only because we want to you to become scared and leave immediately because goddamn your dick is small. 41. Just cause you have our phone number doesn't mean we want you to call us. If we want to talk then we will call you. 42. If you invite us over to watch a movie it would be awesome if we watched a porn instead of a movie. 43. If you can't dance then you most likely suck in bed. So stop trying to dance and start having more sex. 44. Hmmmmm......men with nipple rings.......yummmmmmmmmm 45. If you are fat the only way you are going to get anywhere in life is to eat pussy like a champ and spend lots of money on us. Sorry that's just the way it is. 46. Guys that are afriad to get their dicks dirty need to just move along, we enjoy anal sex as much as if not more then men do. We can't put into words how it feels. 47. If we decide that we have our best friends eat our pussies out while another best friend sits on my face, dont even think about asking to watch , the reason we are doing that is becasue deep down men make us sick. 48. In case you didn't read #4 and #17 let me repeat...Shave your shit! 49. Women don't have sex or make love, we fuck. 50. You can impress us if you can Vacumm, Cook, wash a dish make a bed, clean up after yourselfs ,wash your hair off the bathroom counter when you shave, put the toilet seat down, make it in the toilet,do laundry, hold a full time job, buy us pretty things and eating our pussys and asses out without whinying or doing a half ass job. Thank you please drive though
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Jun 14, 03
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and dj momentums rebuttal...
50 things men could care less if women knew... (just for fun ) Quote 1. The only reason we try to cuddle you is to help you get over your insecurities in your penis size. Did I nut? That's all we really care about. So what if my penis is small, it still served its purpose...and that doesn't include pleasing you Quote 2. Don't start the race if you ain't gonna finish it, same applies when you eat pussy. I'm sorry, but we only go down because we hope you follow our lead. News flash: your pussy smells and taste like curdled milk. Quote 3. Before playing with our kitties with your hands please wash your fucking hands you disgusting pig, this includes scrubing those nasty ass fingernails that you need to cut. Well, u got us there... Quote 4. Shave your shit. Seriously, shave it bald. Why? No one else ever complains? Why should we inconvienence ourself to please you? You KNOW we don't care. Quote 5. Remember that a little blood never hurt nobody. Bon-Jour! Oh please, you need to be patient, and just give me head in the meantime. Once again, we don't care. Quote 6. There is a such thing as a fat, ugly, man. Absolutely, but, even us fat and ugly men can find a whore or two. That's too easy. Quote 7. If you ask us to sit with any of your disgusting pig friends and watch some retarded ass sport while having to listen to belching and farting contests, we expect that you eat our pussy and ass out in return. IF you say "yes" to our question, all bets are off, if you don't like it, take your ass home and watch Lifetime (at least they care) Quote 8. If I used a vibrator and let you watch it might be the only time you "really" see me cum. Once again, who cares? We don't cum harder just because we think you cum? Quote 9. If you wonder why we will not suck your cock it is most likely because; your balls stink or you havent showered. Well, you've got us there... Quote 10. You masturbate and we know it. When you do it just make sure its in the shower so it goes down the drain and we don't have to deal with it It's our fault you even live with us...momentary laspe of reason. Please move out ASAP. Quote 11. Birth control pills are a pain in the ass to take every day, Why dont you get a vesectomy. You lazy ass...look at it this way, taking birth control pills will give you an excuse as to why your fat. Quote 12. Just cause we call you when we are drunk does not mean that we like you. It means that we need some ass. [whew] That's good to hear. Quote 13. Girls night out means Girls night out. It doesn't mean that you are going to get to watch us have a female orgy when we have gotten ourselves drunk. No, girls night out means we get to fuck our other friends, maybe even that friend of yours that can't seem to make it out with you girls that night. Swallow that. Quote 14. If you wonder why you dont fill those jeans right , its becasue your dick is extremely small. Yes, it is, but we still nut EVERY time. Jealous? Quote 15. If you are with us and you start to drink and get annoying for any reason please get in your car and drive into a tree. We agree. Quote 16. We eat salad when we go out with you because we know if we were to order anymore your broke ass would be asking us to borrow money, when we could spend that money eating pizza with our girlfriends after we have gotten drunk with them and had our orgy. No, you order salads because you either think your fat, or you know you are. One salad a month isn't gonna help you lose weight. Quote 17. Once again, seriously shave your shit. W E D O N ' T C A R E Quote 18. Just cause you get our ass one night, does not give you any right to get it the next. Thank you, we we're probably bored with you from the get go. But, you are a nice piece of ass. Quote 19. If we drink too much, we do not need someone to hold our hair back and act like our babysitter. We have puked before and know how to handle it. Handle you alcohol for crying out loud. That'll fix everything. Quote 20. After we are through with you, do not expect to make us jealous by fucking our friends. We really don't care what you do. he he, we're well aware of the fact. Quote 21. If you cheat on us, we will find out, oh yes we will find out. Usually months later...some of you women are extremely dim. Quote 22. If you cheat on us with one of my friends we do reserve the right to beat the fucking shit outta both of you after we destroy your car. No you psycho bitch. It gives you the right to get new friends. DAmn you're gullible. Quote 23. Get over your ego, your not really that great , really. We still nut everytime...lol Quote 24. We don't have a problem with watching lesbian porno as long as you eat our pussys afterward. Fair enough...now shower. Quote 25. Never under any circumstance fart under the sheets and pull the sheets up over our heads to smother us in your stink. Its just not funny. Deal. Quote 26. While giving us head don't be afraid to finger our pussies, if you try really hard you might just hit that G-spot. Once again, that's if we really cared. Quote 27. If you are gonna jerk off on us aim properly, a nut can irritate our eyes. OK, give us a better target by opening your mouth. Quote 28. Always remember that we really dont need you , theres enough sperm in sperm banks where we could totally get by in life with out men, Battery opperated boyfriends and each other will be all we need , shit at this rate we could completely be self sufficent with out your asses, really at least war would be a thing of the past , you dumb fucks. It's comments like that that show how ignorant some of you bitched are. Quote 29. If we're about to have sex and we decline because you don't have a rubber its not because we're scared we're gonna get pregnant, its that we're scared we're gonna catch something from your disgusting pig ass. Dont' worry about that...shit, be lucky we even graced your fat ass. (probably due to a lost bet) Quote 30. If you swallow like you should, do not expect us to kiss you after. Sorry that's just the way it is. LOL Most men will say that line but all us women know dam well thats not the truth..... Who cares? Quote 31. I'm sorry this one was just plain GAY. We still nut everytime. Quote 32. God bless doggy style , at least that way we can successfully masterbate so that we may cum too. At least one person cares if you nut. Quote 33. Blood stains on your beard come off with washing your face, the ole "flavor savoir" line will not work with that one. EWWWW....we are in complete agreement. Quote 34. When we go down on you to suck on your cock and we instantly start sucking on the inner thighs rather than deep throating your cock, its because your balls smell like a gym sock Well, chalk it up as your so-called best-friend's bad breath. Then again, I should have showered after fucking her...my bad. Quote 35. Again this was too gay for me to even bother with. Holy shit, I just nutted again! Quote 36. Just cause we have sex with you when we are drunk does not mean that you are handsom or we think you are funny. It means acoholic drinks inpair vision and rational thought. It still makes you a dirty whore, no matter how you look at it. Quote 37. If we dance with you for more than 15 minutes at a club feel lucky and leave it at that because I'm going home with the DJ. I am the DJ you dirty nasty whore. Quote 38. If you think that you are ugly, we probably do too. Did I nut once again? Even ugly, we nut everytime. 3Quote 9. We know your lying when you say "I Love you" fact is we dont care. Either way, you still give up that ass. So predictable. Quote 40. If for some reason we do say we love you its only because we want to you to become scared and leave immediately because goddamn your dick is small. I think you know, that....we still cum everytime. Reguardless of size. And, didn't we already ask you to move out you freeloading wench? Quote 41. Just cause you have our phone number doesn't mean we want you to call us. If we want to talk then we will call you. Uh, ok. Quote 42. If you invite us over to watch a movie it would be awesome if we watched a porn instead of a movie. Now we're talking... Quote 43. If you can't dance then you most likely suck in bed. So stop trying to dance and start having more sex. Works both ways. Quote 44. Hmmmmm......men with nipple rings.......yummmmmmmmmm That comment was gay. Even big gay Al is amazed. Quote 45. If you are fat the only way you are going to get anywhere in life is to eat pussy like a champ and spend lots of money on us. Sorry that's just the way it is. You "do" plan to order another salad right? BTW, if you are fat, you better give great head and know your place. Once again, that comment works both ways. Quote 46. Guys that are afriad to get their dicks dirty need to just move along, we enjoy anal sex as much as if not more then men do. We can't put into words how it feels. AGREED. Quote 47. If we decide that we have our best friends eat our pussies out while another best friend sits on my face, dont even think about asking to watch , the reason we are doing that is becasue deep down men make us sick. WE don't care...we're still fucking your friends. Quote 48. In case you didn't read #4 and #17 let me repeat...Shave your shit! Quote 49. Women don't have sex or make love, we fuck. For once, we agree on one thing. Now go shower. Quote 50. You can impress us if you can Vacumm, Cook, wash a dish make a bed, clean up after yourselfs ,wash your hair off the bathroom counter when you shave, put the toilet seat down, make it in the toilet,do laundry, hold a full time job, buy us pretty things and eating our pussys and asses out without whinying or doing a half ass job. You can impress us by getting a getting a job that requires the use of 5 or more brain cells, quit your fucking whining, lose weight, take your pills, and quit crying about your monthly and child birthing pain. because do you know why women have to endure all those unwanting pains....? .....it's because you deserve it. BTW, we still nut everytime and could care less about pleasing you (unless there's a ring on your finger) Last edited by jmzD; Jun 15, 03 at 02:27 PM.
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Jun 15, 03
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That shit was fucking unreal to read! Gurl power to the girls! man guys can retailate with sum pretty brutal shit! mu hahah let the games begin
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Jun 17, 03
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ok....although i agree with some of all these things.. some i don't
either way.. with some of those things.. SOMEONE IS ASKING TO BE SINGLE & SEXLESS FOR LIFE!
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Jun 18, 03
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lolz... most of that i already knew guys thought.... but i dont give a fuck... girls we oughta write 50 things girls wish guys knew.... teach them insensitive basterds eh?? common ladies lets pull together! msg me.. lolz
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Jun 18, 03
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i did not read all of the posts... i just read the girls retaliation... GOOD FUCKIN JOB! =D
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Jun 19, 03
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 For the rest of yas who took offence: It's called a joke. It's supposed to make you laugh. LIGHTEN UP ALREADY! I found the guys one funnier than the girls. Jeebus. People need to chill the fuck out.
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Jun 22, 03
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