Things not to say to a cop!

Sue Bitch · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 03

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5.. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

c.tard · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 03

don't forget about the whole..

"y'know, i like a man in uniform ;)"

that certainly doesn't help you. i know someone who knows from experience! heh :P

Clayton. · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 03

lol...nice.

**MC Hammered** · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 03

Never say "Did you just eat some bacon???"

Chet · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 03

and NEVER start squeeling like a pig
or calling SUUEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Senior · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 03

Still one of my favorite lists!

Starberry · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 03

Hahaha....and never say "HELLO SIR" to a lady cop.... :kam:

*Jen*

sh4un · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 03

rofl gotta love that #12

GiggleyGal · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 26, 03

Hehehehe

Sue Bitch · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 26, 03

I love the ones every one eles is coming up with

poohbearhoney · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 26, 03

lol to funny

kimmay candy · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 26, 03

I smell bacon..I small pork..watch out piggy I GOT A FORK! ,u hahaha

crackjoy · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

lets not forget
"So if u take a breathalizer it'll read zero?"
"Ya probably..."

bungoshlung · #14 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 03

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are

my fav!

L2-da-izzay · #15 (**permalink**) Jul 20, 03

why no mr. occifer im not drunk :284:

Jrock · #16 (**permalink**) Jul 20, 03

12 is fucking hillarious.. I'm going to try it the next time I see my buddy. He's an RCMPo

Lostcause · #17 (**permalink**) Jul 22, 03

How about...." I think you and I are on the same page sir, your dicks not going to suck itself"

two points for saying it to a lady cop.

doubletake · #18 (**permalink**) Jul 22, 03

13. Is this going to take long? Your wife is waiting for me.

:)

~god~ · #19 (**permalink**) Jul 25, 03

"how about you forget to give me a ticket, and a buy one get one icecream for free cupon will misteriously find its way onto your posessions."
haha. werd!

G.

frontline · #20 (**permalink**) Aug 07, 03

i swear to drunk officer im not god!

streetserpnt · #21 (**permalink**) Aug 07, 03

next time tie a dounut to a string attached to yer rear bumper and driver till you get pulled over.......when the cop asks what yer doin', simply say.........I was trolling for pigs and it's about damn time I caught one.....smile!....and procede to photograph the look on his/her face......

nuther one of my favourites is if you get pulled over by a female cop.....call her OFFICER-ESS