Anyone know how to get free food?

[ricky]

You know how they've got those places where if you can eat a specified amount of food you get it for free? Like a giant steak or Hagis for instance. Anywho, KoBoyashi (hot dog eating champ) got his start in such a way, eating a lot at places that offered free food cuz he didn't wanna pay.

I'm not like an aspiring competitive eater or anything but i was wondering if anyone knew a joint like this, preferably sushi.

[AGROculture]

I know this place that sells rancid onion smears

its an all you can eat onion restaraunt called
Onion Oh's

They have the Apple Onions

They take a whole onion and they boil it for a while, then you put it in the oven on low heat for about 30 minutes, place it in an egg/mil mixture coat it in breadcrumbs and then deep fry it

let it cool down and you eat it like an apple

if you'd like I'll make you some and if you eat all of them they're yours for free!!

AGROout

[inkster]

heh.

"you've got to eat the fat too"

[MuG]

either steal it or pay like everyone else does you cheap fuck.

[mushmellow]

Originally posted by MuG
either steal it or pay like everyone else does you cheap fuck.

ur an asshole...shut the fuck up

[miss.myra]

If you go to the mongolie grill and you guess the correct weight of your meal before it's cooked, you win a free meal

(*it is possible because I have actually seen it happen)

[frogprincess]

^^ BRING A SCALE LOL

[Skitzo_Style]

food bank?

[KandyKid]

When Buffets close, dont they throw the leftovers into the garbage bins in the back at the end of every night??

[SkoTtY]

come to da stampede in calgary.....they offer you free food everywhere you go....they got free mass bbq's and pancake breakfasts everyday

[Hot Karl]

ghetto

[Velcro]

Originally posted by miss.myra
If you go to the mongolie grill and you guess the correct weight of your meal before it's cooked, you win a free meal

(*it is possible because I have actually seen it happen)

I've done it once, and was a penny off another time so they gave me 50% off.

[watscum]

this is an easy scam (not that ive tried it....):

proceed to any mcdix drive through during PEAK times and when you get to the first window, tell the cashier you forgot your money at home and you'll just have to drive on through. however, instead of passing by the second window, stop and wait for "your food" (which will come from the order(s) taken by the vehicle directly behind you) if its busy enough (therefore chaotic) there is a good chance they will readily hand you out the next order.

This scam is done best if you are directly infront of a large minivan (maximum amount of food)

Ive never done this but I theorized it while working the drive-thru at mcdix a few years back- as i realized how viable it really was.

[pbreak]

scrape it off the road or shoot it - actually bullets cost money so that wouldn't be free, you'll to beat it to death instead.

[Sketchy]

Dress nice and hang around conventions.

or

Dress nice and hang around places that hold wedding receptions. No one at the function knows EVERYONE else, so you are home free. (works for free booze too)

Cheers.

[AGROculture]

Originally posted by watscum
this is an easy scam (not that ive tried it....):

proceed to any mcdix drive through during PEAK times and when you get to the first window, tell the cashier you forgot your money at home and you'll just have to drive on through. however, instead of passing by the second window, stop and wait for "your food" (which will come from the order(s) taken by the vehicle directly behind you) if its busy enough (therefore chaotic) there is a good chance they will readily hand you out the next order.

This scam is done best if you are directly infront of a large minivan (maximum amount of food)

Ive never done this but I theorized it while working the drive-thru at mcdix a few years back- as i realized how viable it really was.

Acually here's a better way that almost always works, cause I used to do it all the time

You call McDicks and ask for the manager

Tell them you went thru the drive thru asked for 20 mcnuggets, and a McChicken meal

you got the bag and went home but you only got 6 McNuggets and a Filet o fish. Say that not only are you upset about the lack of McNuggets but your son who is illergic to seafood could've had serious harm done to him

The they'll give you a couplke free meal coupons + your McNuggets and McChicken!!

AGROout

[Akeel]

well, its time to put my education to use!
here is the ultimate way to score free food from any sit down restaurant where you recieve the bill at the end of your meal.

1. Go to the swanky restaurant of your choice (Cannery, TeaHouse, etc).

2. Order whatever it is you want.

3. Finish off your food, maybe have some wine...but for effect it helps if u dont finish everything you order.

4. Bill arrives, tell the waiter you'd like to see the manager.

5. Inform the manager that you are not happy with the quality of food/service and the price that is asked for it, and that you are unwilling to pay. The manager will probably be shocked first of all, and not know what to say, but will then insist that you pay.

6. At this point provide him with your drivers license/BCID; any government issued ID with your address. Inform them that this is who you are and where you live and they can pursue you legally or discuss it at a later date.

Yes they might call the cops...however this is not dine and dash since you are providing proof of your identity, where you live and the fact that you are unhappy with your dining experience.

This is totally legal. The legality of it stems from the fact that you are not happy with your "purchase" and its price and are refusing to pay...kinda like buying something and returning it later. No restaurant anywhere is going to waste time trying to sue you for 100 bucks in small claims.

Yes, i've done it, and yes it works :)

[krisamata]

i'll give you some food from my fridge...i got rotten cauliflower and mozarella cheese

enjoy!

[*STARFISH*]

akeel, how could you do that?!
wouldnt that be hella embaressing making a fuss like that?
i even hate to send my meal back if its cold!

[Akeel]

^^^
oh thats nothing!! you should hear some of the crazy shit i do...although its died down quite a bit as I get older ;)

i dont embarrass easily and its fuckin hilarious :P

on top of that i have no morals...so..yeah pretty easy!

[*STARFISH*]

*LOL* go akeel go!
i have to see this someday.
sounds amusing. :hehe: