Adult Nursery Rhymes

[Taddy_Bare]

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there?

Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you dickhead.




*If you got any post em.

[Taddy_Bare]

*my favorite:


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings horses and all the kings men,

Said "F*ck him, He's only an egg

[Phresheazy]

check this shit out...
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass
Cause she couldn`t make him cum

Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge
Papa Bear said `shit bitch, you must think I`m sick
Just get down here, on your knees
And suck this bear ass dick

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
Said `excuse me lady, I`m doing my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some boody`

There`s an old lady who lives in a shoe
Got a house full of kids don`t know what to do
She sucked and fucked all the boys around
When it`s time to pay rent couldn`t none be found

Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
With her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider, looked up inside her
And said `man that pussy`s wide`

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Fucking this cutie pie
Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum
Said `hell of a man am I`

Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall
Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls
All the king`s horses and all the king`s men
Couldn`t put that fat motherfucker back together again


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[Chet]

georgy porgy pudding and pie
kissed the girls and made them cry
when the boys came out to play
he kissed them too 'cause he was gay

[kimmay candy]

jack and jill went up the hill to smoke sum marjaiuna,
Jack got high,
opened his fly
and jill said I dont wanna!

[craz_e_blossom]

I can't stop laughing at some of these...

[sweet~kandy]

LOL too funny!!

[DJDeeb]

wonderful!........LOL!
Hers some more:

Little Boy Blew.
He needed the Money...


Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill
And now they have a son

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

[r@V3r_rAy]

[craz_e_blossom]

Silly silly stuff! :hehe:

[junglequeen]

Little Red Riding Hood was on her way
To grandmother's house
But before she got there she met this man
That turned her hot ass out

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with 2.50
That little ****ing whore

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To get her old dog a bone
When she bent over Rover took over
And she got a bone of her own

Hickory dickory dock
Some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two, I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch on the next block

[junglequeen]

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider
That crept up beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

[strawberr_E]

Awwww! this ones cute!

Originally posted by Chet
georgy porgy pudding and pie
kissed the girls and made them cry
when the boys came out to play
he kissed them too 'cause he was gay

[Chet]

georgy porgy, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girlfriends eye
and when that eye was dry and shut
georgy fucked that one eyed slut