Meat Bingo Anyone?

[Flip]

Um ya at the Lougheed Village Pub (behind the mall, accross from Safeway) every Sunday from 7PM till about 9 or 10PM, they have free bingo for meat. They actually give away packages of chicken breasts, pork chops and stuff...mmm dead animals. And the bingo caller is like 133 years old and loves yelling O-69!!

[normal josh]

sounds likeits not so much fun

[Sketchy]

i was drawn here by the name "meat bingo" but was greatly disappointed.

[Flip]

Sorry to disapoint you but it's Bingo, for meat, hence "Meat Bingo". I won a whole chicken and about $70 in cash. They usually do a few games for $$$ after the meat is all gone. My bar tab was paid for and then some, plus I got dinner for tonight. I'm happy.

[Flip]

You lazy bastards!! We won a package of steaks and a pot roast this week. And if it weren't for Sue Bitch's racism, we would have won big money!! Why does Sue Bitch hate white people? I don't know, she just does!

[Sue Bitch]

i am so comfused about me being racist


at least i reminded you to go back and pick up ur meat

[GiggleyGal]

Sorry I couldn't make it out guyz, I got off work late and by the time I had dinner it wuz already 7. :(

[Flip]

Okay this Sunday I'm introducing a new face to meat bingo, her name is Larissa and she's from Ontario. If you are still mobile after Just Give'r (If it happens) then you best be heading to meat bingo, you lazy bastards!

[Sue Bitch]

mmmm free meat

[Flip]

Ya and this time we'll win our bar tab, or die trying. Maybe if you were a little more "friendly" to the bingo caller, he'd call better numbers.

[Partizan]

Originally posted by Sketchy
i was drawn here by the name "meat bingo" but was greatly disappointed.

dito..

anways lol il tell my granpa maybe he'll like to attend this bingo thingo

[kozmo_jr]

I wanna know why they are just giving away meat.
I wouldn't eat it if I were you.

[Flip]

Originally posted by kozmo_jr
I wanna know why they are just giving away meat.
I wouldn't eat it if I were you.

It's not like they pull a pork chop out of thier pocket and hand it to you. It is all pre-packaged the same way Safeway does it, just without the Safeway logo on it. I've won and eaten tons of meat and I'm still alive. If you really don't trust it then, come on down and play (It's free) and if you win, give your meat to me. I'm the cute little retarded guy with a pony-tail.

[.muffy.]

I'm always down for a little free breast or sausage

[Flip]

Well, in about 15 and a half hours, Sunday night Meat Bingo will begin. It would be cool if we got a whole shit-load of people who went to IMF and are still all fuct up, to go to meat bingo tonight. What better way to come down off of a weekend of drug-abuse, than to win and eat some pork chops?! If anyone wants to go, look in the phone book under Lougheed Village Bar and grill, it's about a block away from Lougheed mall.

[Sue Bitch]

only if i was not still dead

[Flip]

Dead? What a pathetic excuse. I was tired, hung-over , and morbidly depressed, yet I managed to get my sorry ass off the couch and even bring some fat sluts with me. Dammit Sue, if you were there, we would have totally won our bar tab, but since you weren't, we had to pay like $60. So the way I figure it, you owe me half a bar tab! Next time we go play bingo, you're bringing a bazooka, so you can threaten the bingo caller into calling our numbers!

Next week there better be some new faces at bingo, otherwise I'm gonna get grumpy and start head-butting random strangers.

[Flip]

So I think we have a new strategy for Bingo: we are gonna let Sue barf all over the Bingo caller until he starts to call our numbers. I plan on winning my gosh-darned bar-tab one of these days. Dammit I'm not paying for booze dangit!